One act plays - A One Act Play (1 Viewer)

Envy - A One Act Play

Suzanne - and I can't believe all those creppy internet kids are ripping off your one act play idea... and so badly!....I'm mean get a clue nerds!

Lonely Playwrite - I know, I was surprised, not what I expected at all... could you pass the salt?

Suzanne - sure... well on the brightside at least it stops then writing godawful tuneless 'songs' and pretending they don't want to be famous for five minutes!

Lonely Playwrite - Suzanne you are such a bitch, you know that don't you?
 
Re: Cunnilingus: a one-act play

snakybus said:
Woman: Here we go, one leg over the left shoulder, one leg over the right shoulder.

Man: mmff mmpph a mbbmgggh! mmmpfgh!



Act II (of One Act Play):

Woman: No, really Snaky that was FAN - Tastic, Honestly. *cough* I'm just raeally tired.
 
Fidelity - A One Act Play

Greg - so I hooked my Sony SB-324S tuntable up to the Philips K-102B pre-amp which gives me far superior bass response across the spectrum with out a loss in..

Hank - wow right... eh Greg, there was a reason I called over...

Greg - Hold on Hank, I'm just going to play you some of this Creedence record, you'll hear the quality, it's really superb, excellent clarity...

Hank - em.. look Greg... look, theres no easy way to say this...

Greg - feel that bass Hank, you show me a compact disc with that kind of thump! hey! alright Creedence!

Greg starts to dance, awkwardly, in a circle, clapping as he goes

Hank - Greg, Greg I've been fucking your wife
 
Kinky - A One Act Play

Wife - so that's what fisting is, yeah? Well I'm sorry honey, I don't care what Frank's wife does... I'm so not doing that!
 
Re: Cunnilingus: a one-act play

aaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha snakey, you can't do it, YOU CAN'T DO IT!

*schmak*

Psychotic no 2 said:
Act II (of One Act Play):

Woman: No, really Snaky that was FAN - Tastic, Honestly. *cough* I'm just raeally tired.
 

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