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  • You raised me from a tiny amoeba in a petri dish in your dank and disgusting back garden shed. You left me and fled to somewhere east - for research and beer. When you came back I was a furry ball covered in slime. What possessed you to fuse those potato man toy features on to this furry ball. And then you caused a blackout in the town after you pumped megawatts of electricity in to me - to bring me to life. To rotting, horrid life. Of course I fled. You were too religious.
    And now I am back with a wife - albeit a dead one and wife to another. I am lost and you won't accept me to your bosom. I need toes and fingers.
    Haha wheels is your only frend and donal is the only person who talks to you.
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