One act plays - A One Act Play (4 Viewers)

[roxy]

Re: Tempost

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg"

 

[Latex lizzie]

Re: Tempost

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg"

..I cried laughing the first time I heard Dr. Nick say that..hello everybody.

 

[snakybus]

Cunnilingus: a one-act play

Woman: Here we go, one leg over the left shoulder, one leg over the right shoulder.

Man: mmff mmpph a mbbmgggh! mmmpfgh!

 

[the_longest_day]

Envy - A One Act Play

Suzanne - and I can't believe all those creppy internet kids are ripping off your one act play idea... and so badly!....I'm mean get a clue nerds!

Lonely Playwrite - I know, I was surprised, not what I expected at all... could you pass the salt?

Suzanne - sure... well on the brightside at least it stops then writing godawful tuneless 'songs' and pretending they don't want to be famous for five minutes!

Lonely Playwrite - Suzanne you are such a bitch, you know that don't you?

 

[snakybus]

Re: Envy - A One Act Play

heh heh

longest day, you are making this day the shortest day

 

[herv]

Re: Envy - A One Act Play

creppy?

 

[moc]

Re: Envy - A One Act Play

creppy?

gotsta be a shakespearian word

 

[snakybus]

Re: Envy - A One Act Play

it means wrapped in crepe paper herv

I am, aren't you?

 

[roxy]

Re: Envy - A One Act Play

Longest Day, your Lonely Playwright character is very Woody Allen.

I like it. Much.

 

[herv]

Re: Envy - A One Act Play

it means wrapped in crepe paper herv

I am, aren't you?

or a dyslexic superhero. wearing a crepe

i'm more of a flan person myself.

flantastic.

wheres that pun thread gone?

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

Re: Cunnilingus: a one-act play

hee hee hee, it had to be snakey.

 

[nEiLo]

Re: Envy - A One Act Play

or a dyslexic superhero. wearing a crepe

i'm more of a flan person myself.

flantastic.

wheres that pun thread gone?

flann o'brien would be proud

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Re: Cunnilingus: a one-act play

Woman: Here we go, one leg over the left shoulder, one leg over the right shoulder.

Man: mmff mmpph a mbbmgggh! mmmpfgh!

Act II (of One Act Play):

Woman: No, really Snaky that was FAN - Tastic, Honestly. *cough* I'm just raeally tired.

 

[the_longest_day]

Fidelity - A One Act Play

Greg - so I hooked my Sony SB-324S tuntable up to the Philips K-102B pre-amp which gives me far superior bass response across the spectrum with out a loss in..

Hank - wow right... eh Greg, there was a reason I called over...

Greg - Hold on Hank, I'm just going to play you some of this Creedence record, you'll hear the quality, it's really superb, excellent clarity...

Hank - em.. look Greg... look, theres no easy way to say this...

Greg - feel that bass Hank, you show me a compact disc with that kind of thump! hey! alright Creedence!

Greg starts to dance, awkwardly, in a circle, clapping as he goes

Hank - Greg, Greg I've been fucking your wife

 

[Goodbye]

Re: Fidelity - A One Act Play

man, have you any work to do...

 

[snakybus]

Re: Cunnilingus: a one-act play

hee hee

nice burn

 

[herv]

Re: Envy - A One Act Play

flann o'brien would be proud

don't talk crepe, flan.

 

[hop]

Re: Cunnilingus: a one-act play

hee hee

nice burn

the threads....they're....coming alive!!!

 

[the_longest_day]

Kinky - A One Act Play

Wife - so that's what fisting is, yeah? Well I'm sorry honey, I don't care what Frank's wife does... I'm so not doing that!

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

Re: Cunnilingus: a one-act play

aaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha snakey, you can't do it, YOU CAN'T DO IT!

*schmak*

Act II (of One Act Play):

Woman: No, really Snaky that was FAN - Tastic, Honestly. *cough* I'm just raeally tired.