One act plays - A One Act Play (5 Viewers)

[the_longest_day]

Endings - A One Act Play

Lonely Playwrite - wow.. I can't believe my plays got deleted... harsh!

God - Harsh!? you should see what they did to my son! ha ha ha! but seriously you got to do what you wanted to, didn't you?

Lonely Playwrite - I don't know, maybe... I'm not sure what the point was, I mean I really wanted there to be a point... but the ones that we're jokes got taken seriously, and the joke ones ignored, and then everyone copied them, then got mad at me... people are so crazy sometimes...

God - but did YOU get to do what YOU wanted to do?

Lonely Playwrite - I think so, I got to write the plays I wanted to write... I liked 'War' lots and 'Death' I thought Religion and Selling out were pretty interesting too...

God - and if people read them or not, or 'get them' or not, thats the most important thing!

Lonely Playwrite - yeah, I guess so... hey, I feel better now.

God - Good, good, you should!

Lonely Playwrite - So you think Thumped is a better place cause of my little plays?

God - Good Lord no!, these people are assholes!! ha ha ha ha!!

Lonely Playwrite - Goodbye God!

God - Goodbye my child! Keep up the writitng! Oh! and one more thing!

Lonely Playwrite - what?

God - Whats with Alpharelish and Snakybus... they're gays right?

 

[pete]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

Did someone just say my name three times?

 

[Pantone247]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

Did someone just say my name three times?

anychance of cutting all the crap so they plays can be appreciated on their own?

what do you mean it would take ages! It probably took someone ages to write them!

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

yo mr. sensitive, i thought you'd quit posting! you're either in the boat or out of the boat... you know what happens when the boat takes off and you have one foot in the boat and one foot on the shore...

*schmak*

anychance of cutting all the crap so they plays can be appreciated on their own?

what do you mean it would take ages! It probably took someone ages to write them!

 

[Jimmy Magee]

Re: People - A One Act Play

Man - Woman serve me, bare me children!

Now that is kinky - gettin' the kids involved an' all.

 

[Pantone247]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

yo mr. sensitive, i thought you'd quit posting! you're either in the boat or out of the boat... you know what happens when the boat takes off and you have one foot in the boat and one foot on the shore...

*schmak*

*scmack*

I'm like Bobi in Home and Away, when she was dead but she kept coming back

or in Friaser, when things are shit they bring someone from Cheers back to hype it up


and who told you I was sensitive? I hear you and Snaky are mad woofters!!!

 

[Theseus Mock]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

yeah bobby came out of the fridge. that was wicked.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

hey, it's godd to have you back buddy
*schmak*
this place was so shit without you... snakey was acting all cool about going down on his burd and everything... i was going "if pants was here, he'd totally slap him around the mouth..." aaaa flubble ubble ubble.

*scmack*

I'm like Bobi in Home and Away, when she was dead but she kept coming back

or in Friaser, when things are shit they bring someone from Cheers back to hype it up


and who told you I was sensitive? I hear you and Snaky are mad woofters!!!

 

[snakybus]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

hey, it's godd to have you back buddy
*schmak*
this place was so shit without you... snakey was acting all cool about going down on his burd and everything... i was going "if pants was here, he'd totally slap him around the mouth..." aaaa flubble ubble ubble.

I think I should point out that that was a generic portrayal rather than a specific one. ahem

pants wouldn't slap nobody

he'd be like, are you cool, and I'd be like, sure I'm cool, are you cool, and he'd be like yeah I'm cool, and I'd be like, cool

 

[Pantone247]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

mind you, I've seen Snaky eating a kebab

one of the most romantic things *ever*

 

[snakybus]

rumpus and our pal Sean in Iskanders at about 2am (very drunk):

Rumpus [pointing to a picture of a lamb shish]: Hey Sean, whasss the difffrence between your aulwan and that kebab?

Sean: I dunnno, wha

Rumpus: €4.75

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

yo! just like de olden days... here, pants, you wouldn't happen to be operating in invisible mode, would you?

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

dude, you were already in the clear... stop trying so hard.

I think I should point out that that was a generic portrayal rather than a specific one. ahem

 

[moc]

anyone ever own up to writing these plays?

fantastic work.

 

[spiritualtramp]

Re: Lunch - a one act play

its winter dude, you need the insulation. thing is though, my insulation stays all year round.

nothing wrong with a bit of cuddly insulation.

 

[avernus]

anyone ever own up to writing these plays?

fantastic work.

yeah, theyre great.

 

[Bellatrix]

Thumped is sorely lacking in one-act plays nowadays.

 

[Pantone247]

I didn't know him, but hear through a mutual friend that the fella who wrote these took his life soon after

looking back on it, all the signs were there really...

 

[Unclealo]

I didn't know him, but hear through a mutual friend that the fella who wrote these took his life soon after

looking back on it, all the signs were there really...

That's awfull

 

[snakybus]

yes, I heard that too

he was an aspiring playwright actually, I heard

from athlone, wasn't he Pantone?