Things I Will Never Understand #1 (2 Viewers)

[Super Dexta]

things i will never understand #36,207: why the people beside me in the library cannot SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Phew! You don't know what it means to know I'm not the only one.
Did he take it's temperature with his mouth gauge for you too.

its to check your reflexes - your CREMASTER muscle reacts when you cough. you should know that.

 

[clive]

why people (men) have to scratch their balls so much

the technical term is "pinch and roll". everyone knows you cant actually scratch your balls.

 

[george mcfly]

its to check your reflexes - your CREMASTER muscle reacts when you cough. you should know that.

isn't that the name of a horror film?

 

[ICUH8N]

isn't that the name of a horror film?

Yeah Bjork plays a zombie I think.

 

[Andy_aurel]

its to check your reflexes - your CREMASTER muscle reacts when you cough. you should know that.

Nice try ninja.

http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/guys/hernias.html

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Nice try ninja.

[URL="http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/guys/hernias.html"]http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/guys/hernias.html[/URL]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremaster_muscle

 

[Andy_aurel]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremaster_muscle

Yeah it's in the same area but that's not what he's checking

according to these guys anyway. You don't mess with everything squared.

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=826809

 

[monkeymafia]

A girl I live with puts used tea bags in the fridge on a little saucer and uses them again later. It gets a good three uses before it's put in the bin.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Yeah it's in the same area but that's not what he's checking

according to these guys anyway. You don't mess with everything squared.

[URL="http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=826809"]http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=826809[/URL]

i'm a doctor.

 

[Super Dexta]

Good god...
Thats just too much.
theres some serious mother issues right there

apparently they're just 'very close'
someone needs to leave home i think.

 

[swingkid]

Things I Will Never Understand #666
Donal Thornton

 

[billygannon]

Women!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

A girl I live with puts used tea bags in the fridge on a little saucer and uses them again later. It gets a good three uses before it's put in the bin.

waste not want not. scabby bitch

 

[Andy_aurel]

i'm a doctor.

In that case when would you be free to inspect my Cremaster. It
hasn't eaten in days

 

[Sufi]

A girl I live with puts used tea bags in the fridge on a little saucer and uses them again later. It gets a good three uses before it's put in the bin.

I didnt realise that tea bags were so expensive or bad for the enviornment that they had to be constantly re-used.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Things I Will Never Understand #666
Donal Thornton

he's a complicated man, and noone understands him but his woman and stephen hawking. they understand 50% each.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

In that case when would you be free to inspect my Cremaster. It
hasn't eaten in days

sure, i'll feed it a knuckle sandwich.

 

[La La]

What are doctors checking for with this by the way. My
girlfriend doesn't believe that doctors do this and is trying to make me
think I've been.... wronged with.

to find out if you have the gay.

 

[Theseus Mock]

53435. Why dumb people always stand at the ATM waiting for a receipt when they obviously haven't specified for one to print out.

(this morning i had to get €20 out from the bank machine. lady in front of me is there banging away at the button beside the €20 option, it didn't work. she left telling me the machine was broken. it's true, the button was banjaxed but WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE REALIZE THAT PRESSING OTHER AMOUNTS AND TAPPING 20 IN WOULD GIVE HER THE DOSH? The mind it does boggle. fucking retards.