Things I Will Never Understand #1 (1 Viewer)

[La La]

things i will never understand #36,207: why the people beside me in the library cannot SHUT THE FUCK UP

# gazillion: why you'd be in the library early august, masters or no masters!

 

[monkeymafia]

I didnt realise that tea bags were so expensive or bad for the enviornment that they had to be constantly re-used.

She's a born again christian from Mongolia. That's all you really need to know to just accept it and not ask questions.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

She's a born again christian from Mongolia.

downs syndrome?

 

[Super Dexta]

# gazillion: why you'd be in the library early august, masters or no masters!

masters thesis due august 15th. panic stations.*


*this is a lie, i finished the first draft yesterday. smug.

 

[Andy_aurel]

to find out if you have the gay.

Look I'm not gay. Maybe I was wronged with but as
I said I have a girlfriend. Here she is.

 

[kevin gallen]

#2163423 - Who allowed those meteor advertisements on TV? how the fuck do you know all your friends are on meteor bill pay? do you actually discuss these things? WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
sorry im really upset

 

[monkeymafia]

downs syndrome?

No, really, a feckin Mongolian

 

[Bellatrix]

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE REALIZE THAT PRESSING OTHER AMOUNTS AND TAPPING 20 IN WOULD GIVE HER THE DOSH? The mind it does boggle. fucking retards.

I'd like to think that that would occur to me right off the bat.

But I couldn't say for sure.

 

[La La]

Look I'm not gay. Maybe I was wronged with but as
I said I have a girlfriend. Here she is.

wow. sHe's a totalisch babe.
did you meet [her] at the bangkok farming convention?

 

[Andy_aurel]

wow. sHe's a totalisch babe.
did you meet [her] at the bangkok farming convention?

Thanks, yeah she's been around the block a few times but I've made peace with her past.

 

[ICUH8N]

that's kinda hot.

 

[ITalkShite]

Thanks, yeah she's been around the block a few times but I've made peace with her past.

Just look at her, the hussy. Like Pasteurised Processed Cheese Spread wouldn't melt in her mouth.

 

[Corey]

No.57122-888.2a: Exactly how and what is so essential about essential oils?

 

[Andy_aurel]

I'll never forget when we made love for that first time on that bed of cheese. She'd kill me though if she knew it was on the internet.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

bangbus.com

Thats my homepage these days, weeeuuurd.

 

[ICUH8N]

Thats my homepage these days, weeeuuurd.

I'm shocked and surprised. Really.

 

[La La]

she's got lovely above-bum dimples!

Thanks, yeah she's been around the block a few times but I've made peace with her past.

 

[Wilbert]

teabags on the counter........i'll kill you in your sleep one of these days

Jesus Christ! YES!
My housemate does this. The bin is right beside the counter.

 

[broken arm]

Jesus Christ! YES!
My housemate does this. The bin is right beside the counter.

male or female?

i'm doing science here.

 

[Wilbert]

Also, when you are waiting in line to put your car parking ticket into the machine before going back to your car (happens in Swords Pavillions all the time) and there will be a woman in front of you and she'll be in the queue for ages but only when it is her turn to put the ticket in will she actually start to look for the ticket. Then it becomes a huge production.
It has happened too many times for the fact that it is ALWAYS women to be a coincidence.
With men, they have the ticket handy from the moment they get in line.
Good old hunter gatherer instinct!
We don't get much right but we've got this one down!