Things I Will Never Understand #1 (1 Viewer)

[Wilbert]

male or female?

i'm doing science here.

Female. Of course, female.

 

[broken arm]

Female. Of course, female.

interesting

 

[Wilbert]

interesting

Are your results showing men to be more likely to do this?

 

[broken arm]

Are your results showing men to be more likely to do this?

the opposite my child. the opposite.

i'm building up a comprehesive evidence base now. I may split the study and just do a longitudinal comparative analysis relating the data sets to sexuality and convenience.

 

[jane]

It's fun to read this thread and confuse the posts about teabags with the ones about balls.

 

[Lord Damian]

It's fun to read this thread and confuse the posts about teabags with the ones about balls.

i did this in real life this morning. hot.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Also, when you are waiting in line to put your car parking ticket into the machine before going back to your car (happens in Swords Pavillions all the time) and there will be a woman in front of you and she'll be in the queue for ages but only when it is her turn to put the ticket in will she actually start to look for the ticket. Then it becomes a huge production.
It has happened too many times for the fact that it is ALWAYS women to be a coincidence.
With men, they have the ticket handy from the moment they get in line.
Good old hunter gatherer instinct!
We don't get much right but we've got this one down!

same thing in a queue in the shops.girls always wait till the bags are packed and everythings sorted before deciding to get out the oul purse,what is up with that?i want answers!

 

[krystal]

I don't.

this may be because I am very highly practiced.

same thing in a queue in the shops.girls always wait till the bags are packed and everythings sorted before deciding to get out the oul purse,what is up with that?i want answers!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

good work.now you teach all the gurls how to do it and i can teach the buoys......?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

the age old chest-nut

Why people stand downstairs on buses (and thereby causing an obstruction) when there are plenty of seats upstairs.

pricks

 

[Stan Bowles]

The Traffic going into Moate.

Stuck in a traffic jam for an hour on Friday, expecting to see roadworks or some kind of reason for the delayas as we drove through Moate. But nothing. Out the other side to an empty road.

FUCK MOATE.

 

[Stan Bowles]

The Weetabix Week.

At no point during the advert do they say 'eat nothing but weetbix for a week and loose weight'. In fact they don't give you ANY REASON AT ALL for eating nothing but Weetabix for a week.

Pricks. I'm off to threads.

 

[theweeyin]

Why Bulmers irish cider is called magners in the uk?

 

[ICUH8N]

Bulmers sounds too Oirish. "Branding" decision.
Maybe they should have called it "800 years" (time dedicated &c)

 

[ICUH8N]

item #0608001A
Why is it, that from one year to the next, I forget how utterly vile diluted orange tastes. Mi-Wadi, Kia-Ora, Robinsons and the rest of them. Jesus wept. Now I'm sitting here in tears, an almost-full glass in front of me, daring me to finish it.

wurgh.

 

[Bellatrix]

Robinsons is ok as long as it's not the lemon one, which leaves a sensation in the throat not unlike how I imagine it would be to drink hydrochloric acid.

 

[Corey]

No. 4: Why am i still on thumped?

 

[Bellatrix]

No. 4: Why am i still on thumped?

Indeed.

And now I've subscribed t'fuck.

 

[ICUH8N]

apropos of nothing
Living without the Internet(s)

 

[theweeyin]

apropos of nothing
Living without the Internet(s)

Interesting. I too dislike being 'disconnected' when I am away from home.

Addictions eh?