Things I Will Never Understand #1 (2 Viewers)

[broken arm]

Yikes

how can a rip in your boxers twist your nuts?? Serious question.

now you can understand the importance of "sorting the chaps out".

 

[Andy_aurel]

if you cough and hold your balls can you feel what the doctor allegedly does?

What are doctors checking for with this by the way. My
girlfriend doesn't believe that doctors do this and is trying to make me
think I've been.... wronged with.

 

[HMD]

The runaway success that is O'Briens sandwich bars.

i love in the radio ad when it say "hand cut sadnwiches"

Is that to set them apart from all the other shops that use their feet to cut the sambos

 

[ICUH8N]

i love in the radio ad when it say "hand cut sadnwiches"

Is that to set them apart from all the other shops that use their feet to cut the sambos

I cut my sandwiches using only the power of anger and the letter "fuck"

 

[deedee]

now you can understand the importance of "sorting the chaps out".

Getcha'

 

[george mcfly]

What are doctors checking for with this by the way. My
girlfriend doesn't believe that doctors do this and is trying to make me
think I've been.... wronged with.

it's to see if you get a boner

 

[ITalkShite]

i love in the radio ad when it say "hand cut sadnwiches"

Is that to set them apart from all the other shops that use their feet to cut the sambos

It'd be pretty cool if they had little robots cutting the sandwiches. I'd definitely purchase food products from them with greater regularity if this was the case.

 

[krystal]

i love in the radio ad when it say "hand cut sadnwiches"

Is that to set them apart from all the other shops that use their feet to cut the sambos

it's to emphasise the nature of the 'personal touch'.

I'd rather they employed machines, they might actually feed you properly. O'Briens is the scabbiest fucking sandwich shop in the UNIVERSE.

 

[ITalkShite]

Snap, Kirstie.

 

[deedee]

Their "chicken mix" is actually bleached bog sludge.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

it's to emphasise the nature of the 'personal touch'.

I'd rather they employed machines, they might actually feed you properly. O'Briens is the scabbiest fucking sandwich shop in the UNIVERSE.

O'Briens...the only thing thicker than our bread is our customers.

 

[krystal]

Their "chicken mix" is actually bleached bog sludge.

I just point blank refuse to eat in there - any place that makes you as for a 'wrappo' or a 'toostie' can fuck right off with itself.

 

[therealjohnny]

I just point blank refuse to eat in there - any place that makes you as for a 'wrappo' or a 'toostie' can fuck right off with itself.

what about Subways teensy weensy small print*


* Our meat products are made from reconstituted meat

sounds too much like regurgitated to me

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

It'd be pretty cool if they had little robots cutting the sandwiches. I'd definitely purchase food products from them with greater regularity if this was the case.

"theres too much butter on this hal"
"i'm sorry dave, its beyond my control"
"you cunt"
"daisy daisy dave... d...a...v..e..?"

 

[Super Dexta]

i was told a story about a guy who got his balls kicked up into his stomach while playing football.
his ma tried to coax them back down with a warm spoon
he ended up having to go to hospital

could you imagine the pain threshold you have to pass to allow your ma at your balls?

someone who will remain nameless once told me about how he got a haemorroid and let his ma put the cream on it for him. at the age of 21. ftlg.

 

[Andy_aurel]

it's to see if you get a boner

Phew! You don't know what it means to know I'm not the only one.
Did he take it's temperature with his mouth gauge for you too.

 

[deedee]

someone who will remain nameless once told me about how he got a haemorroid and let his ma put the cream on it for him. at the age of 21. ftlg.

Lads and their mammies. That's priceless.

 

[Lord Damian]

haha. you irish and your sammiches and testicles and the like.

 

[Sufi]

someone who will remain nameless once told me about how he got a haemorroid and let his ma put the cream on it for him. at the age of 21. ftlg.

Good god...
Thats just too much.
theres some serious mother issues right there

 

[F. Fred Palakon]

yes but if you throw them in the bin right away they drip all over the floor. I can't be fecked with that. I let them get a bit crispy and then I throw them into the bin.

Dean and Stuart from Big Brother 2 to the rescue!

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