Things I Will Never Understand #1 (1 Viewer)

[krystal]

seriously boys, if yissers balls need that much scratchin' you need to take yourselves off to the doctors, stat.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

why people (men) have to scratch their balls so much

because they get itchy, all dem young sperms messin inside them.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

Maybe you need to wear cosy briefs to keep everything in place then?




Briefs. *shudder* ugh.

EVEN WORSE... THEY SQUEEZE OUT THE SIDES... THEY TWIST AND DANCE...IN BOXERS OR COMMANDO THEY BOUNCE THEY FLOUNCE


ALLAHQUAANNNDO FOR BALLS!!!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Why some men feel its ok to slap/pinch girls asses in pubs/clubs.

because they're itchy

 

[Osama Van Halen]

Why some men feel its ok to slap/pinch girls asses in pubs/clubs.

THEIR ASSES LOOK LIKE THEIR (THE SLAPPING/PINCHING MAN'S) BALLS

ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[george mcfly]

Why some men feel its ok to slap each other on the arse with wet towels in changing rooms/buses/shops

 

[krystal]

Why some men feel its ok to slap each other on the arse with wet towels in changing rooms/buses/shops

how many buses have you been on bearing a wet towel?

Just curious like.

 

[george mcfly]

how many buses have you been on bearing a wet towel?

Just curious like.

the 7 out to sallynoggin

 

[La La]

if you cough and hold your balls can you feel what the doctor allegedly does?

 

[ICUH8N]

the 7 out to sallynoggin

bangbus.com

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

a guy i know got his nuts twisted. he was in horrendous pain. when he was brought into hospital he had to sign a form giving permission to take them off if nessacery, which he did without a second thought, such was the agony. they took one of them off.

its commo n enough apparently, the main culprit is boxer shorts with rips in them. a noose for the nuts.

 

[Jim Daniels]

yes but if you throw them in the bin right away they drip all over the floor. I can't be fecked with that. I let them get a bit crispy and then I throw them into the bin.

Or worse, splatter on the kitchen wall.

How do you get tea stains of a wall? Impossible

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

http://www.pedisurg.com/PtEduc/Torsion_of_the_Testicle_or_Testis.htm

Sudden scrotal pain is the most common symptom. The pain is usually on one side, but it can spread and be felt in the groin, abdomen, and flank.

"arrrghgyhhghg, my flank!"

 

[ICUH8N]

a guy i know got his nuts twisted. he was in horrendous pain. when he was brought into hospital he had to sign a form giving permission to take them off if nessacery, which he did without a second thought, such was the agony. they took one of them off.

its commo n enough apparently, the main culprit is boxer shorts with rips in them. a noose for the nuts.

Did they give him a neuticle so's not to unbalance him?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

my worst nightmare

 

[deedee]

a guy i know got his nuts twisted. he was in horrendous pain. when he was brought into hospital he had to sign a form giving permission to take them off if nessacery, which he did without a second thought, such was the agony. they took one of them off.

its commo n enough apparently, the main culprit is boxer shorts with rips in them. a noose for the nuts.

Yikes

how can a rip in your boxers twist your nuts?? Serious question.

 

[george mcfly]

i was told a story about a guy who got his balls kicked up into his stomach while playing football.
his ma tried to coax them back down with a warm spoon
he ended up having to go to hospital

could you imagine the pain threshold you have to pass to allow your ma at your balls?

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

this is no time for laughter

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

"Did they give him a neuticle so's not to unbalance him?"

nah, he got nancy reagan's tit stapled to his thigh.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

corey has a horrible nut story. involves a sweeping bruch and a torn scrotum...