Things I Will Never Understand #1 (1 Viewer)

[broken arm]

66. why everytime i go to soulseek i forget what all the things I had previously planned to download were

 

[krystal]

teabags on the counter........i'll kill you in your sleep one of these days

I leave them in the sink, it drives Neil mad.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

why people (men) have to scratch their balls so much

donagh gave neil crabs

 

[deedee]

why people (men) have to scratch their balls so much

Or even just feel them all the time to make sure they're still there. Like, as if their balls are going to detach themselves and run away? Constantly readjusting themselves for a quick feel.

 

[broken arm]

teabags on the counter........i'll kill you in your sleep one of these days

that gives me the twitch. and it's nearly always the wooooooooman that does be doing it

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

why people (men) have to scratch their balls so much

haha, Stan has crabs.

 

[krystal]

why the heel tips always fall off expensive-ish shoes (nine west, I am looking at you) on the 2nd wear, rendering €100+ down the drain as I cannot be fucked taking them to a heel bar.

 

[ICUH8N]

I share in your hatred of improper teabag disposal. That shit's just wrong.

USE THE FUCKING BIN.

 

[broken arm]

Or even just feel them all the time to make sure they're still there. Like, as if their balls are going to detach themselves and run away? Constantly readjusting themselves for a quick feel.

here, you'd understand if you had shit dangling there.

 

[krystal]

haha, Stan has crabs.

well I know he *likes* crabs

 

[krystal]

here, you'd understand if you had shit dangling there.

we do have dangly bits though, they're called breasts.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

I leave them in the sink, it drives Neil mad.

it's pretty disgusting

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

why people (men) have to scratch their balls so much

i bet if you had a pair, you'd be scratchin' away.

oh, the relief.

 

[krystal]

it's pretty disgusting

yes but if you throw them in the bin right away they drip all over the floor. I can't be fecked with that. I let them get a bit crispy and then I throw them into the bin.

 

[deedee]

here, you'd understand if you had shit dangling there.

Maybe you need to wear cosy briefs to keep everything in place then?




Briefs. *shudder* ugh.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

here, you'd understand if you had shit dangling there.

RIGHT ON!! IT'S A MAN THING LADIES. WE LOVE OUR BALLS AND Y'ALL WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT THEM.

BALLSAQUAANNNDO!!!
SACKAQUAANNNDO!!!
BAGGAQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[egg_]

why people (men) have to scratch their balls so much

Because they're itchy
Couldn't you have worked that out for yourself?

 

[La La]

Why people are preoccupied with trivialities (apart from swimming, that's non-trivial)

this sort of thing gums up your brain cogs.

why people are preoccupied with people preoccupied with trivialities.

 

[Sufi]

Why some men feel its ok to slap/pinch girls asses in pubs/clubs.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

I'm actually scratching my balls right now. (typing with one hand of course)