The talking about Liverpool FC thread. (2 Viewers)

[Hector Grey]

well, lets be fair. arsenal hardly battered us...
s'far as i could tell.... peletier was awful, totally out of his depth. gutroe was alright, and i was impressed with paletta, although he wa expose a couple of times, but that's cos he was doing peletier's wor for him too. sami was awful. other than that, where was teh prob. bellamy was profligate with possesion, but almunia made a coupe of good saves. jerzy was fucking awful. if almunia had a jerzy, he would have let in stevie g's free kick, and carraghers shot late on, 5-6. and, seeing as the ref was being generous with offsides i.e the beasts second goal, he should have let livepools late offside goal count too, 6-6. so in conclusions, we drew, and won on penos.

nice work.

you think benitez might say to some players he rested: look at luis and mark, crocked and out for weeks. aren't you glad you weren't playing. ....

i dunno. it was hillarious really.

 

[Hector Grey]

this keyboard hates me.

 

[skinnerchinner]

did yous hear the pool jokes on today fm ?

liverpool have announced paxo as their new sponsors
they love a good stuffing

fishermen have complained to the EU about Jerzy Dudek
his nets are too full

I rang liverpool last night to ask what time kick off was at
every fifteen minutes was the reply

we really were mocked last night
when is the academy gonna produce a good player ?
is gerrard the last one
warnock being the next best
at least man u , arsenal and chelsea havent been either I suppose
but they have been buying better players than us
I know its horrible thing to say but Im glad garcias out for ages now

 

[skinnerchinner]

i meant to put a chuckle in after warnocks name there

long live the underdog
roll on barca
we'll need momo there
im going
see yous there

 

[skinnerchinner]

gonazales is cack
we might have to buy a winger now

lucas neill is a really good player
and he can play anywhere along the back four
i hope we buy him
better himm than a mug from spain who wont adapt to england

 

[Hector Grey]

gonazales is cack
we might have to buy a winger now

lucas neill is a really good player
and he can play anywhere along the back four
i hope we buy him
better himm than a mug from spain who wont adapt to england

aye, but when it comes to buying a winger, we'll have to look to "continental europe" cos who in england would you have?
freddie maybe?

 

[skinnerchinner]

i hope we buy neill
btt of steel needed , the others arent hard enough
and he can play anywhere along the back four
no harm at all finnan and riise having a bit of serious competition
riise has been a bit cack recently

we might actually buy a left sided player now
we have about five of them and theyre all cack
luckily for us all injured too
he'll probably bring bolo back in now
i think i read he was near full fitness a while ago - god forbid !

rafa is a clown
buy him big shoes, facepaint and a squirting flower

our ten games unbeaten is long forgotten now
they were clinical again , bar the peno i reckon they
had about 7 shots last night and scored six
they tore us another ring
the young lads were way out of their depth
that arsenal teams avg age was under 21 , unreal
it remided of the ireland holland game
men against boys
and the boys battering the bejaysis out of the men

we need momo back for barca big time
if ever there was another team who can play like arsenal at their best its them
i dont think they cant defend as well as arsenal tho

i wouldnt mind lunger
if he reproduced his form
although wenger is a fox , he knows better than anyone
if he thinks freds lost it maybe he has , he was wrong on sol tho
hes trying to buy ribery hallegedly
i'd go for him too

 

[Hector Grey]

i hope we buy neill
btt of steel needed , the others arent hard enough
and he can play anywhere along the back four
no harm at all finnan and riise having a bit of serious competition
riise has been a bit cack recently

we might actually buy a left sided player now
we have about five of them and theyre all cack
luckily for us all injured too
he'll probably bring bolo back in now
i think i read he was near full fitness a while ago - god forbid !

rafa is a clown
buy him big shoes, facepaint and a squirting flower

our ten games unbeaten is long forgotten now
they were clinical again , bar the peno i reckon they
had about 7 shots last night and scored six
they tore us another ring
the young lads were way out of their depth
that arsenal teams avg age was under 21 , unreal
it remided of the ireland holland game
men against boys
and the boys battering the bejaysis out of the men

we need momo back for barca big time
if ever there was another team who can play like arsenal at their best its them
i dont think they cant defend as well as arsenal tho

i wouldnt mind lunger
if he reproduced his form
although wenger is a fox , he knows better than anyone
if he thinks freds lost it maybe he has , he was wrong on sol tho
hes trying to buy ribery hallegedly
i'd go for him too

this reads like ted hughes. it's beautiful.

yeah, you'd wonder about fred. he's had some injuries. but he's class, isn't he. and only 29. a change of scenery migth rejuvenate him. reagardless, it's moot cos he won't.

i'd take mascherano tho

 

[Jerry Twig]

aye, but when it comes to buying a winger, we'll have to look to "continental europe" cos who in england would you have?
freddie maybe?

i don't know if you remember Hector, having the row with you when I said that Duff should have gone to Liverpool, and you were big-upping Gonzalez.
5 million for fuck sake for the Duffer. I still contend that he's playing shite cos he's swimming in a sea of shite in Newcastle. Put him in a red jersey and he'd be the Duff of old.

PS - i agree that Skinner is a mad dyslexic drunken poet.

 

[Con]

I dont think last nights result is anything to get upset about, i know it looks bad but the team rafa put out was really weak. What i cant figure out though, is why he left crouch on the bench when the score line started to get embarrassing. Seemed to me as if he wasnt bothered about the worthington, carling, coca cola cup to begin with.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Seemed to me as if he wasnt bothered about the worthington, carling, coca cola cup to begin with.

yep. he should be though. a cup is a cup, and that was the last chance of any silverware. It's not like we're going to win the Champions League

 

[Hector Grey]

i don't know if you remember Hector, having the row with you when I said that Duff should have gone to Liverpool, and you were big-upping Gonzalez.
5 million for fuck sake for the Duffer. I still contend that he's playing shite cos he's swimming in a sea of shite in Newcastle. Put him in a red jersey and he'd be the Duff of old.

PS - i agree that Skinner is a mad dyslexic drunken poet.

yes, we need to buy another crock. if we'd forked out for the duffer, we'd have gotten about the same amount of football as we got out of gonzalez. he's up and down like the assyrian empire when he's fit, which is occasionally....

 

[Jerry Twig]

I accept that he's not the most reliable of players on the fitness front, but he's a better left winger for the 'pool than Gonzalez is what i;m saying, and worth 5 million even for the injuries.

 

[Hector Grey]

I accept that he's not the most reliable of players on the fitness front, but he's a better left winger for the 'pool than Gonzalez is what i;m saying, and worth 5 million even for the injuries.

that sounds liek harry kewell you're talking about.....
if duffer were welsh, this conversation wouldn't be happening.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Note to self, read whole fucking thread...

 

[Unicron]

Arsenal had a kid on the bench that was born in the 1990's.

Fuxxake I'm getting old.

 

[Jerry Twig]

if duffer were welsh, this conversation wouldn't be happening.

you are absolutely right there. i would have thought that was obvious

 

[Hector Grey]

you are absolutely right there. i would have thought that was obvious

fuck sake...liverpool...ireland.... jesus, have i nothing to look forward too?

mind you, we were well into teh doldrums back in 05, weren't we...

euro cup again any one? can you see peter crouch holding it up?

 

[Stan Bowles]

can you see peter crouch holding it up?

Only if you crane your neck back really really far.

 

[coast to coast]

lets be honest, we need some fast black players. too many pushover whitey who look like they're crying all the time, ahem, gonzalez. i think looking at this racially is the only way to solve our problems.