The Burds and the Bees (2 Viewers)

[rettucs]

my parents just gave me a copy of this

this thread?

was that just today?

 

[Jill Hives]

My mom was a bit too late on that one.

 

[HMD]

"I'll do you, then you can do me"

you to?

 

[The Schnapper]

was it emma markee and were you wearing roller blades at the time? i think i've had the same encounter!

This was pre feel Emma Markee's bush days. Sure they were both a bit of CRACK

 

[therealjohnny]

you to?

bittersweet aftertaste

I mean memories

 

[cpr]

this was the very book I was taught the birds n bees from:

 

[Pantone247]

this was the very book I was taught the birds n bees from:

oh wow, they are both totally underage... jesus...

 

[george mcfly]

we had a talk in school

some guy fainted

i used to get "the fear" that i'd get given a talk by my parents. i couldn't of handled that at all

 

[cpr]

oh wow, they are both totally underage... jesus...

Now you understand why I'm so fucked up!

 

[cpr]

we had a talk in school

some guy fainted

i used to get "the fear" that i'd get given a talk by my parents. i couldn't of handled that at all

All I remember of our class talk was the woman talking about how far your colon would stretch if unravelled! Explains my interest in colon sex.

 

[therealjohnny]

this was the very book I was taught the birds n bees from:

I'd say this book is soley responsible for the sex trade in places like Thailand

All I remember of our class talk was the woman talking about how far your colon would stretch if unravelled! Explains my interest in colon sex.

First time in 08

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

12, in supermacs, eating a mighty mac.

 

[Unicron]

this was the very book I was taught the birds n bees from:

Is that just about interracial sex? And where did the cat come in to the whole sordid deal?

 

[cpr]

Is that just about interracial sex? And where did the cat come in to the whole sordid deal?

Yeah my parents prefer interracial relationships and because of the book I do too. Don't get me started on where cats come into it.

 

[therealjohnny]

Look at that horse, dogging

disgusting

 

[ravishinrikrude]

Is that just about interracial sex? And where did the cat come in to the whole sordid deal?

in this book kids are told that if they get curious about what an arse ring looks like, to simply lift up a cats tail and stare.... as opposed to looking at your mates arse or contorting yourself into a pretzel. kids do funny things.

 

[therealjohnny]

Is that a brontosaurus on the top left, on the horizon?

what kind of book is this?

 

[ravishinrikrude]

best ride i ever got was off a brontosaurus. tore me apart in the scratcher

 

[therealjohnny]

I just had a thought - if I had a shop that sold dinosaurs( specifically Brontosaurus) I'd call it Brontos R Us[FONT=Arial, Arial, Helvetica]©

nice one rickrude
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[ravishinrikrude]

copyright that pronto. i'm sure some yank will buy it off ya when they remake all the jurrasic park films in about 5 years. great investment plan