The Burds and the Bees (1 Viewer)

[guy of the tiger]

Here, what's it mean if a bird has a 'jam rag in'?

 

[cpr]

Here, what's it mean if a bird has a 'jam rag in'?

This book will explain everything

 

[Diddles]

when we were kids we were all gathered around the televisual machine watching Carrie

When it came to the shower scene my brother piped up "hey-she cut herself"...and it was time for bed


years and years later we found out why

I nearly died watching I Clavdivs with my ma. On reflection, it probably explains why I didn't get a sex talk when she let me watch stuff like that and The Singing Detective from an early age. You could watch sex scenes on TV in our house as long as it was considered cultural.

 

[MDR]

I was told to call penis my Dicky Rock. You can imagine my surprise when I saw the billing for the Christmas show/carvery at Clontarf castle.

 

[Jill Hives]

Was this a staple over here for girls?

 

[cpr]

Was this a staple over here for girls?

Totally!When Nancy pretends to get her period just to make margaret feel inadequate,what a bitch.plus its choc full stuffing your bra tips

 

[Thebeard]

My mate asked his ma what sodomy was. She was unsure so she consulted a dictionary, this led to some hilarious consequences. He was 14 at the time.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Not a word has ever been exchanged between me and my parents regarding all this dirty stuff, and evermore shall it be thus.

The street is there to teach this stuff. By the time they bring in the odd presentation in secondary school kids have learned enough from the world to be pregnant themselves already without being told how to. Slow kids should probably be taught this shit at home though. If your child is really stupid, hand them a book.

 

[carbide]

Was this a staple over here for girls?

"i must, i must, i must increase my bust"


the bits in then again, maybe i won't about marking the 'good bits' in books? was well aware of sex (the talk: "any more questions?" "yeah. how does a motorbike work?"), was reading enough to have run across lots of it in books, and yet i assumed...the teenage boys were just REALLY into literature and hiding their appreciation from their parents because it wasn't cool.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Ick. When I was five my mother tried telling me everything but the weirdness had me crying within two minutes. Then when I was eight she bought me a book that explained it all. Big time grossout. BIG TIME.

 

[broken arm]

I saw a programme on BBC 3 recently called Sex with Mum and Dad (I think) which involved some sex education specialist helping teenagers and parents to be more open about sex with one another. She sat two teenage girls with their parents at the kitchen table and made all of them put condoms on cucumbers. One of the teenage girls was in tears, the other was quite balse about the whole thing and both the fathers were frozen in terror watching their daughters do it.

i saw two episodes of this - it's pretty funny and interesting.

There was one with a young lad who thought he was a bit of a stud and he was a teenage misoginyst who was always fighting with his mother. The tasks he had were to make a presentation to his parents and a room of women on where on the body a man like to be touched and where a woman does. Then he had to survey women of three generations on what they like during sex. funny stuff for a teenager to have to do. Having to tell him mum he lost his verginity with a protitute was funny. funny parents.

the single mum and her 16 year old dughter having to make clay models of erect penises for each other....

AND the dad and his daughter having to make sexual positions with dolls ..|..|

they were all morto at first but once they got over the embarrasment they were much more open with each other etc.

 

[MDR]

My mam came back from a parents night at my school and asked what oral sex was. We told her and then she admitted she thought it meant 'talking about sex' - she had told the parents group about the oral sex between herself and her best friend (my 'fake' aunty joan).

 

[Diddles]

My mam came back from a parents night at my school and asked what oral sex was. We told her and then she admitted she thought it meant 'talking about sex' - she had told the parents group about the oral sex between herself and her best friend (my 'fake' aunty joan).

Has she left the house since?

 

[cpr]

My mam came back from a parents night at my school and asked what oral sex was. We told her and then she admitted she thought it meant 'talking about sex' - she had told the parents group about the oral sex between herself and her best friend (my 'fake' aunty joan).

Oh god NO!thats horrible. your poor mam.

 

[cpr]

"i must, i must, i must increase my bust"


the bits in then again, maybe i won't about marking the 'good bits' in books? was well aware of sex (the talk: "any more questions?" "yeah. how does a motorbike work?"), was reading enough to have run across lots of it in books, and yet i assumed...the teenage boys were just REALLY into literature and hiding their appreciation from their parents because it wasn't cool.

I'm sorry I ever tried to increase my bust. I blame that book for many of my back problems in later life!