One act plays - A One Act Play (3 Viewers)

[snakybus]

goshdarnit

ah well

whaddya gonna do, eh?

hit us with another "one act play" there, longest day

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

arses... you're too mature to have fun with. the *clever* thing to do would have been to kick up a fuss and say "ask me missus, i swears, i'm brilliant"... now everyone thinks you're just *okay* at it... like, no master or anything. crimony, i thought you were one of the boys... ah well.

goshdarnit

ah well

whaddya gonna do, eh?

hit us with another "one act play" there, longest day

 

[the_longest_day]

People - A One Act Play

Darkness.. the beginging of time... lights fade up....

Man - Lo, I am Man! master of all I see!

Woman - I am Woman, I am here to serve man and raise him children

Man - Woman serve me, bare me children!

Woman - okay... I will... actually... no... I don't want to anymore!

Man - huh? Why not, I mean it was working out okay, wasn't it?

Woman - no, no it wasn't, I wasn't happy, I wasn't ever happy

Man - really? well why didn't you say, I'm sorry dear, I never knew..

Woman - you should've read the signs, if you really knew me you'd have changed

Man - changed? what? do you want me to change? I mean tell me whats wrong?

Todd - hey sweet hips, you ready for our date?!

Man - who's he?!?

Woman - He's Todd from the office, I've beenn thinking... we should see other people!

Man - The office? what? whats an office? where are you going? whats a Todd?

exit woman and todd

Man - I can't believe she left me.... what was that all about? what do I do now

Lonley Playwrite - honestly, I havn't a clue... i think I'm all out of ideas... here have a coke... I'll try think of something...

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

Re: People - A One Act Play

that was kinda sweet... you should have had the guy walk out on the woman coz gerrils never walk out on guys, it's always the other way around.

 

[Latex lizzie]

Re: People - A One Act Play

..this is getting old.

 

[roxy]

Re: People - A One Act Play

seriously, this is getting tired.

somebody make him stooooooop

 

[Psychotic no 2]

... now everyone thinks you're just *okay* at it... like, no master or anything. crimony, i thought you were one of the boys... ah well.

Or else...everyone thinks he's *so* good at it he doesn't even feel the need to defend himself. You know what those married couples are like, durty feckers.

 

[rumpus]

you said it

I'm feckin filthy.

I'm filthy right now.


oopps....wrong message board.

 

[nEiLo]

Re: People - A One Act Play

seriously, this is getting tired.

somebody make him stooooooop

i'm enjoying these.
you know you don't have to read them.
if you see "a one act play" in the thread title... don't read it!!!

 

[Latex lizzie]

Re: People - A One Act Play

i'm enjoying these.
you know you don't have to read them.
if you see "a one act play" in the thread title... don't read it!!!

..nerd.

 

[snakybus]

well I don't know about all of that, but Rumpus is rather filthy, I can vouch for that.

 

[the_longest_day]

Politics - A One Act Play

Mark - uh.. hey... you know that girl down on the help desk?

Paul - the blone one? yeah sure I know her

Mark - well she just pinched me on the ass and told me I had a nice 'package'

Paul - Sweet!

 

[nEiLo]

Re: People - A One Act Play

..nerd.

nerd? hmm... interesting choice of word Lizzie

 

[Latex lizzie]

Re: People - A One Act Play

nerd? hmm... interesting choice of word Lizzie

..shhhhhs!

 

[Anne OMalley]

Pete - A One Act Play

PETE: Listen. Your damn plays are clogging my message board.

THE LONGEST DAY: And you're gonna do what about it, bin boy?

PETE: I have my means.

THE LONGEST DAY: You can't stop the art, man. It's bigger than us.

PETE: I'm putting all your so-called one act plays into a single thread.

THE LONGEST DAY: Fascist.

PETE: Commie.

THE LONGEST DAY: Nazi.

PETE: Prick.

 

[the_longest_day]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

he's not even

he's just deleting them now

 

[dudley]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

mwa ha ha

 

[Latex lizzie]

Re: People - A One Act Play

..shhhhhs!

p.s neil did I ever tell you how handsome you are? well you are.

 

[the_longest_day]

Re: Pete - A One Act Play

DUDLEY - A ONE ACT PLAY

Man - shut up!

fin

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

nice recovery *schmak*

well I don't know about all of that, but Rumpus is rather filthy, I can vouch for that.