New ManU Thread - hahahahahahaha (1 Viewer)

[washingcattle]

Hang on, you'd rather they got destroyed by a team closer to their own abilities, Moyes can't make anymore excuses and possibly gets the sack?....why on earth would anyone other than a Manchester United fan want that to happen?

It's the perfect draw. Moyes in.

That's one way of looking at it, the other is that I really like Atletico, and frankly the competition is more interesting with Dortmund in it and I can't see them actually beating Real this time around. In short I want to see United smashed so an underdog can get through.

And also it would prove that their not even equal to Atletico or Dortmund's second string, which might finally put them in their fucking place.

 

[Hector Grey]

Phil Jones to get a new contract. Evra and Vidic don't. MOYES IN!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It really has been a lulztastic season

Just tuned in and caught the goal

 

[dunderhead]

have been saying last couple of days how i wanted a united win. possibly for first time i can remember

city score, and I cheer. fascinating.

 

[dunderhead]

great game by the way. how fellaini still on is beyond me

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

have been saying last couple of days how i wanted a united win. possibly for first time i can remember

city score, and I cheer. fascinating.

I think we all wanted to City to lose, but if United insist on going down in flames, I'm still gonna warm my hands on the fire.

 

[oh shit]

have been saying last couple of days how i wanted a united win. possibly for first time i can remember

city score, and I cheer. fascinating.

just logged in at 0-2 to say the same thing
despite the implications for the pool I can't seem to feel upset about this scoreline... ok here goes...
c'mon united. c'mon

 

[oh shit]

the main thing is that we all keep supporting the manager through these tough times. the sun will rise again.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Moyes is fucking up. By which I mean, he's in danger of getting the sack.
I want him to be be just shit enough to not get fired and give us more of this next year.
C'mon, Moyesy!

 

[Cormcolash]

He has Bobby Charlton's support, so he's a great manager and will have no problems, right?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

RESULT

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I didn't realise that they still had this banner up.

hahahahahahaha, indeed.

 

[Unicron]

 

[Hector Grey]

Moyes in a muddle: First he bemoaned fixtures, then bad luck, then he cried foul over officials... now he says City are the team he aspires to! | Mail Online

some funny shit in there.

 

[Hector Grey]

‘At half-time against Liverpool I think they had 240 passes, we had 240 passes; we had 51 per cent possession, they had 49 per cent possession. If you actually look back statistically, I don't think we've been absolutely dominated. We've lost the games - it depends which way you look at it.’

It certainly does depend at how you look at it. I'm looking at it with tears in my eyes and hoots of laughter in my ears.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Moyes in a muddle: First he bemoaned fixtures, then bad luck, then he cried foul over officials... now he says City are the team he aspires to! | Mail Online

some funny shit in there.

Ferguson used every paranoid and fanciful excuse he could pull out of his hole.
Except he was winning trophies so no one gave a shit.

 

[Cormcolash]

"Our players couldn't see each other because of our grey strip" was the classic one

 

[nlgbbbblth]

"Our players couldn't see each other because of our grey strip" was the classic one

I remember that - after Southampton beat 'em 3-1

 

[oh shit]

I remember that too. the grey top that was meant to look good with jeans

 

[oh shit]

Moyes in a muddle: First he bemoaned fixtures, then bad luck, then he cried foul over officials... now he says City are the team he aspires to! | Mail Online

some funny shit in there.

Horrible echoes of hodgson at liverpool. Reminds me of that Tomkins article, "What's good for the goose..." in the blizzard. Basically arguing that mediocre managers have a certain level that they hit no matter how good the players they have. Moyes' stats with united were, at least until last week, almost exactly the same as at Everton last season - same points total, same number of goals (to within one). His comments about not knowing what to do to win are literally true. He doesn't know. He has a level, and he's hitting it. Seems that Ferguson probably was managing the team at a distance over the last decade, coming downstairs and berating them before and after games while leaving the coaching and match tactics to others - quiroz, meulensteen etc. Certainly he lacks any sense of what makes a winning manager today because clearly Paul Tomkins had a better theory about picking managers.