New ManU Thread - hahahahahahaha (2 Viewers)

[Cormcolash]

Young, Mata, Wellbeck

 

[Jerry Twig]

'C'mon Kenny, give us a game!'

 

[Hector Grey]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat result against the might Grecians. Whoever is left in the competition, I don't know, I haven't checked, will be quaking in their boots now. United! at Old Trafford! Look at them celebrate! Listen to Sky say "they can still win a major trophy!" They can! THey can! Who is left in the competition. Hold on....



Oh. Right.

 

[oh shit]

Hopefully Moyes can hang on for at least another year off the back of this famous famous night

 

[Hector Grey]

Motivation Moyes reckons his "underdogs" can win the thing. It would be a real heartwarming story, wouldn't it? Plucky little Man U, from the dreary north. Winning Ol Big Ears against all the odds. I can hear the swell of the strings now. Where's me kleenex.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

...

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah last night was great just because it means they get to be humiliated as soon as they end up against Bayern or Real or someone. Oh Real would be amazing, watch Ronaldo score loads of goals.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yeah last night was great just because it means they get to be humiliated as soon as they end up against Bayern or Real or someone. Oh Real would be amazing, watch Ronaldo score loads of goals.

United fans applauding to show what great lads they all are

 

[washingcattle]

Or they could pip Liverpool's 2005 side to the title of worst squad to ever win the European cup.

 

[Hector Grey]

Or they could pip Liverpool's 2005 side to the title of worst squad to ever win the European cup.

Who's that trip trapping on my bridge?

 

[Hector Grey]

Bayern Munich. Sure, they beat them before. No problem. Names on the cup, United.

 

[Wheels]

Bye Bayern to that delusional aspiration then.

 

[washingcattle]

Thing is though, there's no shame in getting beaten 14-0 over two legs by Bayern. In that respect I'd have rather they'd gotten Athletico or the current patched up Dortmund so that when they got absolutely battered there'd be no hiding places. Still that's not saying Dortmund or Athletico aren't good sides.

 

[Unicron]

Van Persie out for 4-6 weeks, poor lad.

 

[Hector Grey]

Van Persie out for 4-6 weeks, poor lad.

Do you reckon it's mental with that boy? If shit's not working out, he tends to get crocked.

 

[Unicron]

Do you reckon it's mental with that boy? If shit's not working out, he tends to get crocked.

I think he's fragile and needs to be managed, for 3 years he was on a regime that worked for him and was banging them in, Moyes is making him train like the rest of the squad and he's fucked.

Ordinarily I'd look at a player with his talent and think that it's a shame that he's had so few injury free seasons, ordinarily I would.

 

[Hector Grey]

I think he's fragile and needs to be managed, for 3 years he was on a regime that worked for him and was banging them in, Moyes is making him train like the rest of the squad and he's fucked.

Ordinarily I'd look at a player with his talent and think that it's a shame that he's had so few injury free seasons, ordinarily I would.

I reckon he's protecting himself. He'll back in time for the World Cup and the debacle at united won't be his problem.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Van Persie out for 4-6 weeks, poor lad.

Now this is the player I was expecting they'd get.

 

[Wheels]

Thing is though, there's no shame in getting beaten 14-0 over two legs by Bayern. In that respect I'd have rather they'd gotten Athletico or the current patched up Dortmund so that when they got absolutely battered there'd be no hiding places. Still that's not saying Dortmund or Athletico aren't good sides.

Hang on, you'd rather they got destroyed by a team closer to their own abilities, Moyes can't make anymore excuses and possibly gets the sack?....why on earth would anyone other than a Manchester United fan want that to happen?

It's the perfect draw. Moyes in.

 

[Hector Grey]

Cheering for the plucky underdog tonight. Come on, United, beat the noisy neighbours. Or at least draw. Or at least snap Yaya's ligaments for him. Plucky underdogs!