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oh can i come? please?

 

[ICUH8N]

*extends arms, Jesus-like

 

[Hector Grey]

until sciencetology has a few pogroms or an inquisition or invades palestine, it's ok by me.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Everyones welcome!

Saturday 22nd April, meet at the oak pub on abbey street at 12. After a quick birthday drink for me we'll go over to the scientology centre. Who needs bowling and macdonalds anyway?

until sciencetology has a few pogroms or an inquisition or invades palestine, it's ok by me.

look at ya, there but for the grace of xenu. You should come along hector.

 

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i've a big paper due on the monday but i'll try and get down.
class.

 

[Hector Grey]

Everyones welcome!

Saturday 22nd April, meet at the oak pub on abbey street at 12. After a quick birthday drink for me we'll go over to the scientology centre. Who needs bowling and macdonalds anyway?




look at ya, there but for the grace of xenu. You should come along hector.

ok lefty. ok. but what if they get me. i'm the highly suggestible type. aren't i?

 

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all your questions will be satisfactorily answered.

 

[ICUH8N]

Lefty, if you are serious about this, I will make it my business to be back in the country, sober and armed with a convincing legend (I will be Osgur O'Muircheartaigh, late of Kill, parents in the Bloodstock business. I'm just back from 6 months in an Ashram, and have decided that all that brown-people spirituality is not for me)

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

ok lefty. ok. but what if they get me. i'm the highly suggestible type. aren't i?

Get you? Heh, look, scientology is simply gonna provide you with tools that you can apply to your day to day life which will transform you into a better human being.

If the scientology centre is packed we can grab a few beers and go back to my house and listen to an 8 disc tony robbins get the edge system that a mate is burning for me.

 

[Hector Grey]

Get you? Heh, look, scientology is simply gonna provide you with tools that you can apply to your day to day life which will transform you into a better human being.

If the scientology centre is packed we can grab a few beers and go back to my house and listen to an 8 disc tony robbins get the edge system that a mate is burning for me.

how are you fillin in the census form left? prod or sciencetologyist?

you seem to have the answers, and i have no questions. this could work.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Lefty, if you are serious about this, I will make it my business to be back in the country, sober and armed with a convincing legend (I will be Osgur O'Muircheartaigh, late of Kill, parents in the Bloodstock business. I'm just back from 6 months in an Ashram, and have decided that all that brown-people spirituality is not for me)

I am genuinely on for this. Don't go out of your way or anything, we can always reschedule a time. I presume you're on walky talkie over in Germany?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

you seem to have the answers, and i have no questions. this could work.

A clash of the thetans if you will.

 

[ICUH8N]

Excellent. I am indeed available on ze telefon, and electronically via that GMail thing.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Excellent. I am indeed available on ze telefon, and electronically via that GMail thing.

Do you think you could bring back some nice beer and sausages?

 

[Stan Bowles]

I'm going to start the church of Sploshology.

 

[ICUH8N]

Do you think you could bring back some nice beer and sausages?

Racist.

 

[Hector Grey]

I'm going to start the church of Sploshology.

you had me at hello stan. rare. you're ok. i'll give terry mancini a kiss for ya.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Some very interesting anti-scientology videos here:

www.xenutv.com

I had a look through a scientology pamphlet over the weekend. I can't help but laugh at the way some of it is phrased.

[SIZE=-1]"scientology manuals to help you improve a specific area of your life, through the application of these scientology technologies"[/SIZE]


Although its a shame that you have to disown yourself from anyone be it friends or family that don't support the churches teachings.

 

[Wilbert]

[SIZE=-1]"scientology manuals to help you improve a specific area of your life, through the application of these scientology technologies"[/SIZE]
.

There was an article on Scientology in the observer a few weeks ago which was really good. Hubbard allegedly told a friend "I'm going to create a religion, thats where the real money's at."

Also, Cruise was interviewed in last sundays observer and one of the 'technologies' he said that really helped him was "learning to use a dictionary".

Apparently he is the second highest level of scientology and can move stuff with his mind!

Still, as I think Hector or Lefty said, still not as weird as a virgin birth!

 

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and you can read the article wilbert just mentioned by clicking on the link somewhere in this thread, kids
the rolling stone one.