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[La La]

Cruise has spotted a mental...

when that picture started circulating the internerd it freaked me out big time. can anyone flex their skills to try and merge the faces to get a composite of alien/baby cruise?

 

[RSJ]

if he crashed, the baby would have no father, etc etc.

i can only imagine that having a good impact on the child's life, in this case at least.

 

[La La]

i can only imagine that having a good impact on the child's life, in this case at least.

you could be right.

"look Hubbard, there's an alien! ALIENSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Hector Grey]

ah leave cruiser alone at least. lads. cocktail??? come on.
who cares, really.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

ah leave cruiser alone at least. lads. cocktail??? come on.
who cares, really.

Your rigid defence of cruiser and scientology in general is disconcerting. I think you need some water squirted in your face.

Become a prod.

 

[La La]

Become a prod.

when i was younger, i used to think it highly unfair the prods got to drink the wine. feckin catholics had to make do with a wafer.

 

[Hector Grey]

Your rigid defence of cruiser and scientology in general is disconcerting. I think you need some water squirted in your face.

Become a prod.

become a prod?
egad, man.
give scientology 2000 years. then it won't sound any weirder than budhism or something. seriously people, there's real problems in the world, like whether or not there'll ever be a cocktail 2! this place is turning into heat magazine. put away the hate people. put it away.

except where the prods are concernened.

 

[oh shit]

you don't think buddhism is weird?
the problems of the world might be located in the drive to explain, rationalise, control and differentiate ourselves by recourse to dubious sciences, religions, and politics.
scientology is just another version of humanism, like christian humanism, like nazi humanism, it's funny for sure, but it's hardly benign.

 

[BC]

the precise auditing techniques - a form of questioning known as "sec(urity) checks" - used by scientology are really quite disturbing, especially the ones used on children. the "church" of scientology has been sueing anyone who tries to make these particular techniques public. as with other forms of organised religions, the beliefs may be ludicrous and laughable, but the (at the very least potential) damage they can do to individuals is immense.

 

[La La]

clearing out old emails today and found this correspondance i had with my housemate a few months ago.

him: what's the name of the tom cruise movie where he gives advice to emasculated males with the tome "Respect the cock" and at some stage frogs rain from the sky?

me: I have no idea............frogs raining from the sky sounds like a normal occurrence in the life of that wacko though!



in other related news, there are reports that katie holmes will not be allowed to see or talk to her baby for the first 7 days after its birth "in keeping with scientology customs." this all after a silent birth too.

right.

"ALIENSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPACE! GOOBA GOOBA HAAAAA HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[RSJ]

People don't believe this story when i tell them, but it happened to a good mate who's the least full of shit person i know. Anyways, she was living in Oz for two years and went for this secretarial job with the then starting up australian branch of scientology. She had an hour long chat, then they showed her some videos, then the guy told her that he thought she was too good for a simple secretarial job (she'd a fair bit of managing experience at home and there), that he was off to asia to get scientology going there, and would she take over in australia, staffing and manning the whole operation. She said "eh... but i'm not into scientology or religion in general for that matter" and he said "that doesn't matter, the job is purely administrative, you won't have to give any sermons or anything".

Weeeeeeeirdos.

 

[La La]

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

clearing out old emails today and found this correspondance i had with my housemate a few months ago.

him: what's the name of the tom cruise movie where he gives advice to emasculated males with the tome "Respect the cock" and at some stage frogs rain from the sky?

me: I have no idea............frogs raining from the sky sounds like a normal occurrence in the life of that wacko though!



in other related news, there are reports that katie holmes will not be allowed to see or talk to her baby for the first 7 days after its birth "in keeping with scientology customs." this all after a silent birth too.

right.

"ALIENSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPACE! GOOBA GOOBA HAAAAA HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That movie is magnolia, a bit of an over egged mess.

 

[La La]

still waiting on your latest word of the day, dave.

 

[ms.b.haven]

minger

 

[RSJ]

Does anyone else get Kid Dynamite in their head every time they see this tread? No?

I'll get me coat.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Rogitate: To enquire frequently.

I wonder does that scientology centre on abbey street have an e meter on their premises?

 

[ICUH8N]

Rogitate: To enquire frequently.

I wonder does that scientology centre on abbey street have an e meter on their premises?

A field trip might be in order.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

A field trip might be in order.

For sure. Lets go on Good Friday.

 

[ICUH8N]

For sure. Lets go on Good Friday.

I'm leaving for the Fatherland tomorrow morning. I can pencil you in for Saturday week, though.