economic meltdown (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

they never existed

you see, this is why economics wrecks my head....oh no, i lost half a billion quid i didn't have. actually, so did i last week.

 

[Buzzo]

Oh and this is only the improvements that were planned! Does anyone think that ANYTHING is going to be done now about the lack of access to appropriate mental health services, drug and alcohol treatment, long-term supported housing, health services etc that has been so badly needed for the last million years?

 

[taubstumm]

dude, I don't know how to break this to you, but........mainline are no more

 

[Hector Grey]

There is going to be 2 or maybe three less Stealth Bombers bought this quarter.

AHHHH no, only messing. No no. The Stealth Bombers are grand.

No, ehh, yeah, I'd say there are going to be loads of hungry people having wars in Africa... or wait, emm, yeah so the CO2 levels in the atmosphere are not going to be sorted out by September after all... no no, I mean, emm, homeless shelters are going to start being underfunded.


Nah. Singapore. All the missing money ends up in Singapore and Abu Dubai. They'll be keeping a close eye on it until they reckon we can be trusted again.

there'll still be games for the playstation, right?

 

[classic seanc]

you see, this is why economics wrecks my head....oh no, i lost half a billion quid i didn't have. actually, so did i last week.

It's perceived value.
all going well, I reckon these shares I have are worth X. That's what someone would pay if I sold them.

Then, the next day, someone says actually all isn't going well. It's going 10% worse in fact. Now, these shares are worth X - 10%.

Basically.

 

[flashback]

I see what you are saying. Well said.

I suppose you are right to some extent at least. Sound sound sound.

I should maybe not be such a cynical prick all the time. Its tough being thirty lads.
Ohhhh the cynicism.

 

[HMD]

there'll still be games for the playstation, right?

yeah, but you'll have to rent them from a man going around in a van.

 

[taubstumm]

i predict the return of flakey white dried-out dog poo

 

[cephalopod]

The Judeo-Christian God will intervene with a decent rate cut before things go completely arse-ways.

 

[HMD]

i predict the return of flakey white dried-out dog poo

i discovered how that happens, It's from dogs eating bones. whenever my dogs get a feed of fresh bones their shit goes like this. FYI

 

[flashback]

i predict the return of flakey white dried-out dog poo

Jesus. That is a bridge too far.

WHAT ABOUT THE SMALL YAPPY DOG'S CHOOOOIIIICCE.

I'd say white flakey poos grate the hole off you. I'd say there'd be little or no happy scamerping around after one of those babies.

I'd say there would just be a half sigh of relief.

 

[classic seanc]

Your not supposed to feed bones to your dog are you?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Oh and this is only the improvements that were planned! Does anyone think that ANYTHING is going to be done now about the lack of access to appropriate mental health services, drug and alcohol treatment, long-term supported housing, health services etc that has been so badly needed for the last million years?

totally agree, housing, schools, third level, the health service etc etc, all these things that were fucked to start with are going to have their funding cut. It could get very fucking nasty. Fucking gombeen politicians and an electorate all to willing to be lied to.

I work at the mater, where the new childrens hospital is suposed to go. the decision to put it there was based purely on berties 'jobs for the lads' fuckology, and was against all the recomendations of the reports for which the taxpayer paid millions. Its probably never going to be built now, as the moneys run out.

all we have to show for the boom is the spike and the fading memory of kathy french.

 

[Space]

Your not supposed to feed bones to your dog are you?

chicken bones are very bad, the rest are grand afaik.

 

[shower another shower]

The Judeo-Christian God will intervene with a decent rate cut before things go completely arse-ways.

Cheep credit=more debt.

 

[HMD]

Your not supposed to feed bones to your dog are you?

chicken and fish bones kill them instantly.

 

[flashback]

chicken and fish bones kill them instantly.

doggy kryptonite.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

This dog and chicken bone thing always bugged me. Has a wild dog never ever killed a chicken. Don't foxes kill chickens, they're not far off dogs.

I think I've been lied to.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

yeah, but you'll have to rent them from a man going around in a van.

reckon it could be a goldmine!

 

[Froog]

all i know roysh, is if the price of heino rises, i'm totally off to biarritz for a few months.