'worst lyrics ever' thread (1 Viewer)

[therealjohnny]

I think you'll find it's about double penetration.

ahhh- i get it!

"I would love to love you like you love me"

She wants to use a strap-on on the object of her desire!

thanks guys

I take it back, what a great lyric

 

[Mitchum]

nick cave is boring

*derisive snort*

 

[george mcfly]

Not as boring as Betamax Format.
IMO.

you're as cold as ICE!

 

[george mcfly]

*derisive snort*

hey why did you change your post?

 

[Alan Latchley]

It starts something like this:

"You say it's too tough to get it up
So you decide to take the,
take the superdrug"

Then it gets even better:

"For the first time in years, you feel like a man
your doing things you never thought your penis can
coz the vitamin V is good for me
I'm having sex now twice before my tea."

And of course, the catchy chorus:

"If there's a god he's in my pants".

Yes, The Blizzards and 'Superdrug'. Alongside Humanzi, they surely are the saviours of Irish rock.

 

[Mitchum]

hey why did you change your post?

I felt bad slagging yer band.

 

[Jerry Twig]

There's a pillar in my way you see
I'd love to love you like you do me

It's about having too big a mickey.

 

[george mcfly]

I felt bad slagging yer band.

why? you're entitled to your opinion

why not post some of your music here so we can all have a listen?

 

[snakybus]

ooh yeah here we go

 

[therealjohnny]

It's about having too big a mickey.

who would have guessed the Corrs were so filthy?

fantasised surely, but...who knew?

 

[Mitchum]

why? you're entitled to your opinion

why not post some of your music here so we can all have a listen?

Don't make music.
Writing's my bag.

 

[george mcfly]

Don't make music.
Writing's my bag.

don't you mean sack?

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

madonna's 'rap' from american life:

I'm drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shot
It goes right through my body
And you know
I'm satisfied,
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic's shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?
I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems
boyeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[Osama Van Halen]

Watch out! One of the two times I was derepped was for slagging the Beautiful South.

"You can tell a skinhead...
By the way he skins his head. Reggae fever - yeeeeah"

From some song that City Baby do be listening to.

BRING IT ON. TILL THE DAY I DIE I'LL STAND OVER THE STATEMENT THAT "THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH SUCK SEPTIC FUCKIN' BALLS."

INEFFECTUAL AND DELUDED SOCIALISTS LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH, AND ALABAMA 3 AND BILLY BRAGG ETC...

LISTEN TO THEIR CHANTS AT THE NEXT MARCH, ANOTHER COLLECTION OF SHIT LYRICS.

ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[Alan Latchley]

"Uzi Nine millimetre!"

 

[Mormon Nailer]

"The two brothers took me out of circulation
for the duration"

Great Lyric - Billy Bragg is the man

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'm with you on the Beatiful South though

 

[sexypornolady]

Its a holiday in cambodia
Its tough, kid, but its life
Its a holiday in cambodia
Dont forget to pack a wife

God, what the hell's that all meant to be about? Cambodia sounds worse than Bray as a holiday destination to do some sunbathing and play lawn bowling etc. as well as eat a few ice creams and maybe a bottle of beer in the sunshine perhaps.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

But when you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead

 

[Jerry Twig]

who would have guessed the Corrs were so filthy?

fantasised surely, but...who knew?

indeed indeed. well there you go.
filthy minxes