'worst lyrics ever' thread (2 Viewers)

[Mormon Nailer]

"I don't beleive in an interventionist God"

 

[MDR]

anyway shit lyrics, Manic Street Preachers: Know Your Enemy - all.

Manic Street preachers have appalling lyrics.

"If I can shoot rabbits, why can't I shoot fascists"

Go back to the student union and take your feelings with you.

 

[Lili Marlene]

It's just Nicky Wire really.

 

[george mcfly]

I think this is the worst I've ever heard

By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for
Dani the girl
is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee... overload

Steak Knife Caro Shark
Con Job Boot Cut

Skin that flick
She's such a little DJ
Get there quick
By street but not the freeway
turn that trick
to make a little leeway
Beat that nic
But not the way that we play

Dog Town Blood Bath
Rib Cage Soft Tail

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for

Black Jack Dope Dick
Pawn Shop Quick Pick

Kiss that Dyke
I know you want to hold one
Not on strike
But I'm about to bowl one
Bite that mic
I know you never stole one
Girls that like
A story so I told one

Song Bird Main Line
Cash Back Hard top

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for
Dani the girl
is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee... of her soul
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for

Chant

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for
Dani the girl
is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee... of her soul
By the way I tried to say
I know you
Looking for
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for

that's the best fucking song ever

 

[classic seanc]

I look to the east
I look to the west
to the north and the south
and I'm not too impressed

 

[Mormon Nailer]

"The middle sister gets her period blood
The flood of love the flood of love"

 

[Mitchum]

"I don't beleive in an interventionist God"

That's a great lyric...in full:

"I don't believe in an interventionist God
But I know, darling, that you do
But if I did I would kneel down and ask Him
Not to intervene when it came to you
Not to touch a hair on your head
To leave you as you are
And if He felt He had to direct you
Then direct you into my arms."

 

[Bellatrix]

"I don't beleive in an interventionist God"

Aww, I like that song. After a couple of listens, that line stops sounding so painfully pretentious.

That "Humps" song makes women's bodies sound like hive-ridden disease-farms.

 

[george mcfly]

That's a great lyric...in full:

"I don't believe in an interventionist God
But I know, darling, that you do
But if I did I would kneel down and ask Him
Not to intervene when it came to you
Not to touch a hair on your head
To leave you as you are
And if He felt He had to direct you
Then direct you into my arms."

nick cave is boring

 

[Lili Marlene]

"I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die."

Self righteous suicide?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I always thought that that line was so clumsy and that it ruins a perfectly nice song

 

[therealjohnny]

The Corrs
I would love to love you like you do me
I'd love to love you like you do me
There's a pillar in my way you see
I'd love to love you like you do me


is this song about trying to score at mass? or in the Louvre?

or what?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Seems clearly to be about about anal sex to me

 

[sexypornolady]

I think you'll find it's about double penetration.

 

[Lord Damian]

That "Humps" song makes women's bodies sound like hive-ridden disease-farms.

does the truth hurt?

 

[Bellatrix]

I love the lyrics of this song. They appear to be a bunch of words slung together at random to create no meaning whatsoever.

I got one Alabama return
That'll take me far away from you
Cos when you take me in your arms
I turn to slave, I can't be saved


So I got my cappuccino to go
And I'm heading for the hills again
Cos if we party any more we'll start a fire
Of pure desire


Closer
Your mind's flying blind with your head and your face getting red
And your heart beats closer
You fall on your knees and the geek at your feet says you're neat
And the beat gets closer
You die for the thrill at the kill and your heart's had its fill
But he still creeps closer
You want it to freeze but you're weak, in too deep and the beat,
And the beat gets closer

 

[Bellatrix]

does the truth hurt?

Hohoho. Ho. Ho. Ho.

*scowls

 

[RSJ]

I am an anti-christ
I am an ararchist

 

[Scientician 0.8]

"I don't beleive in an interventionist God"

Clangerama! I love that song but that line wrecks me buzz.

 

[snakybus]

pretty much any beck lyrics I've heard

beck can go have his shite