Dad jokes (1 Viewer)

[dudley]

Let me have 'em, always on the hunt for new material to annoy my children as much as possible. And to you, I offer this classic:

An anteater walks into a bar, looking sad, pulls up a stool and plops his snout on the bar.

Barman says, "howya, can I get you anything to drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
"Something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
"Well can I get you anything at all?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Jesus, what's with the long no's?"

"I WAS BORN LIKE THIS!!!!"

 

[pete]

https://www.youtube.com/@yeahmadtv

 

[magicbastarder]

Q: what would you call Arnold Schwarzenegger with only one leg?
A: Arnold Schwarzenegger - why would you change his name if he only had one leg?