'worst lyrics ever' thread (2 Viewers)

[Kid Lovebeach]

Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away Lyrics

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

Let's go and see the stars
The milky way or even Mars
Where it could just be ours

Let's fade into the sun
Let your spirit fly
Where we are one
Just for a little fun
Oh oh oh yeah !

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

I got to get away
Feel I got to get away
Oh oh oh yeah

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
Oh Yeah !

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away

I want to get away [X4]
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away

I want to get away [X4]
Yeah

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

 

[snakybus]

Lenny should talk to R Kelly, I believe he could help him.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

who will be the first to chime in with Des'Ree and 'Life'!!

I can't wait to see who nails that one!!!

 

[Wilbert]

I think this is the worst I've ever heard

By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for
Dani the girl
is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee... overload

Steak Knife Caro Shark
Con Job Boot Cut

Skin that flick
She's such a little DJ
Get there quick
By street but not the freeway
turn that trick
to make a little leeway
Beat that nic
But not the way that we play

Dog Town Blood Bath
Rib Cage Soft Tail

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for

Black Jack Dope Dick
Pawn Shop Quick Pick

Kiss that Dyke
I know you want to hold one
Not on strike
But I'm about to bowl one
Bite that mic
I know you never stole one
Girls that like
A story so I told one

Song Bird Main Line
Cash Back Hard top

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for
Dani the girl
is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee... of her soul
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for

Chant

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for
Dani the girl
is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee... of her soul
By the way I tried to say
I know you
Looking for
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for

 

[Mormon Nailer]

"Pigs they tend to wiggle when they walk"

 

[Osama Van Halen]

MOLE DIGGIN' IN A HOLE.... U2

THE TOAST GHOST BIT.... DESREE

I CAN'T DRIVE 55... SAMMY HAGAR... ACTUALLY ALL OF HIS LYRICS ARE SHIT.


ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[nofriendo]

u2 vertigo

Unos, dos, tres, catorce

or

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

 

[Lili Marlene]

u2 vertigo

Unos, dos, tres, catorce

I do believe that is a reference to it being their 14th album.

 

[therealjohnny]

So mnay terrible ones to chose from, but this was the firts one I thought of
KATIE MELUA LYRICS

"Nine Million Bicycles"

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing
That's a fact,
It's a thing we can't deny
Like the fact that I will love you till I die.

We are twelve billion light years from the edge,
That's a guess,
No-one can ever say it's true
But I know that I will always be with you.

I'm warmed by the fire of your love everyday
So don't call me a liar,
Just believe everything that I say

There are six BILLION people in the world
More or less
and it makes me feel quite small
But you're the one I love the most of all

[INTERLUDE]
We're high on the wire
With the world in our sight
And I'll never tire,
Of the love that you give me every night

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing
That's a Fact,
it's a thing we can't deny
Like the fact that I will love you till I die

And there are nine million bicycles in Beijing
And you know that I will love you till I die!

 

[Charlie Bucket]

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains."

- Shakira, "Whenever Wherever".

 

[Jerry Twig]

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up

 

[Osama Van Halen]

EVERYTHING THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH HAVE EVER WRITTEN..

ESPECIALLY THE 'THIS COULD BE ROTTERDAM' ONE ...FUCKIN' ASSHOLES

 

[evil bandit]

Razorlight America Lyrics


What a drag it is
The shape i'm in
Well I go out somewhere
Then I come home again

I light a cigarette
'Cause I can't get no sleep
Theres nothing on the TV nothing on the radio
That means that much to me

All my life
Watching America
All my life
There's panic in America
Oh Oh Oh, Oh
There's trouble in America
Oh Oh Oh, Oh

Yesterday was easy
Happiness came and went
I got the movie script
But I don't know what it meant

I light a cigarette
'Cause I can't get no sleep
Theres nothing on the TV nothing on the radio
That means that much to me
Theres nothing on the TV nothing on the radio
That I can believe in

All my life
Watching America
All my life
There's panic in America
Oh Oh Oh, Oh
There's trouble in America
Oh Oh Oh, Oh
There's panic in America
Oh Oh Oh, Oh

Yesterday was easy
Yes I got the news
When you get it straight, but stand up you just can't lose
Give you my confidence, all my faith in life

Dont stand me up
Don't let me down
I need you tonight
To hold me, say you'll be here
To hold me, say you'll be here
To hold me, say you'll be here
To hold..

All my life
Watching America
All my life
There's panic in America
Oh Oh Oh, Oh
She's just in America
Oh Oh Oh, Oh

Tell me how does it feel
Tell me how does it feel
Tell me how does it feel
Tell me how does it feel

 

[Mitchum]

Most lyrics are poo when seperated from the music-Leonard Cohen excepted.

That Stiltskin one that sounded like the Smashing Pumpkins with it's mixed metaphor is particularly gruesome-
"...Here in a hostile place I hear your face start to call
And if I think that I've been losing my way
That's because I'm slightly blinded
And if you think that I don't make too much sense
That's because I'm broken minded."

 

[MDR]

So mnay terrible ones to chose from, but this was the firts one I thought of
KATIE MELUA LYRICS

"Nine Million Bicycles"

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing
That's a fact,

It seems like more of an estimate than a fact.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I remember a patronising article in Melody Maker when 'Because we want to' by Billie was out where they said if you ignore the verse the chorus is a pure expression of teenage feelings and was the most rebellious song released in years. Those adults don't understand how us teenagers feel etc.
Needless to say the guy who wrote it was in his 20's and I was about 15 and fuming at him.
FUMING.

anyway shit lyrics, Manic Street Preachers: Know Your Enemy - all.

 

[sexypornolady]

___

Ho Sanna Crew, hyano yer nohthaafarrr
hyuno yer no tha farrrr
Ho Sanna Crew, Sanna, sanna Crew
hyuno hyer notha farrrr

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Magnetic Fields lyrics look good written down but yeah generally lyrics are poo separated from music.
What's the worst lyric by an artist you like?

 

[frona]

EVERYTHING THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH HAVE EVER WRITTEN..

ESPECIALLY THE 'THIS COULD BE ROTTERDAM' ONE ...FUCKIN' ASSHOLES

Watch out! One of the two times I was derepped was for slagging the Beautiful South.

"You can tell a skinhead...
By the way he skins his head. Reggae fever - yeeeeah"

From some song that City Baby do be listening to.

 

[nEiLo]

"I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair"