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Pighead rang Papa Pighead last night and we were chewing the breeze for a few minutes about this and that, putting the world to rights as is so easy to do over telephonic electrical wires. Then he asks:

Papa Pighead "So what did you do today Pighead?
Pighead: "Joined a new internet gang on a website called www.thumped.com
Papa Pighead: Any use?
Pighead: Early days yet Pops, but so far so good.
Papa Pighead: Whats the best thing about it?
Pighead: There doesn't seem to be any women on it!
Papa Pighead: Sounds great. Sign me up son!
Mama Pighead(in background) Fuck you Papa Pighead. You can say goodbye to your dinner you stinking swine.

Now don't get Pighead wrong. He loves a bit of woman as much as the next man but you have to admit that it's nice to get away from them every now and again. Is there any greater joy than posting freely on an Irish based message board without having to watch what you say for fear of annoying the fresh smelling ladies? It's the equivalent of being able to give your balls a good old scratching without fear of reprimand. This website is our gentlemens club, our night down the pub with the lads, our little oasis of being able to be ourselves.

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you act yourself when around a woman? Pighead would probably be a 6. Much much nicer fella whenever there's a hairless lady about. Anyway, just wanted to congratulate the admins on the no females allowed policy they've implemented. Obviously in this era of PC-ness and equal rights it can't have been an easy thing to set in place but through the courage of their convictions they've managed to create a place of rare beauty and more importantly, HONESTY.
 

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Ha ha...strange post. Considering I'm not even a gentleman
:confused: If you're not a gentleman and women are barred from thumped then what are you?
Are you actually a bunny rabbit? Knew that rabbits could type but to be honest Pighead never thought for a second that they had the ability to type. The rabbit has just jumped up two spots to number two in Pighead's "Ten favourite animals of all time list"
 

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Pete posted the gender breakdown, based on the Facebook group. Anyone have it handy? I think it was M:100% F:0% or thereabouts
 

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pox. I thought this thread was gonna be about the Women album called Women.
well personally i'm sick of threads looking like they're gonna be about something interesting and turning out to be about some band called white jeans or something...a thread about white jeans would have been much better
 

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:confused: If you're not a gentleman and women are barred from thumped then what are you?
Are you actually a bunny rabbit? Knew that rabbits could type but to be honest Pighead never thought for a second that they had the ability to type. The rabbit has just jumped up two spots to number two in Pighead's "Ten favourite animals of all time list"
Thumped is for Pricks

Pricks ≠ Gentlemen
 

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do you mean the band or the clothing?

the clothing. I think the band are called white denim, hence they don't discriminate against other denim items such as the fashionable denim waistcoat, which I think you'll agree was quite a fetching look, white or not, or the denim jacket, which is quite timeless and will never go out of fashion as long as Germany is in existence. Talking about jeans specifically does limit our scope for sure, but I think think the possibilities are quite almost endless.
 

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I thought you might have meant "genes"
Jaysus haven't seen them two in years. Not since they embarrassed themselves Athlone and more importantly Ireland in the Eurovision Semi Finals four or five years ago. It eases Pigheads mind that at least one of those two is unable to darken thumped.com's doors.
 

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