Pighead rang Papa Pighead last night and we were chewing the breeze for a few minutes about this and that, putting the world to rights as is so easy to do over telephonic electrical wires. Then he asks:
Papa Pighead "So what did you do today Pighead?
Pighead: "Joined a new internet gang on a website called www.thumped.com
Papa Pighead: Any use?
Pighead: Early days yet Pops, but so far so good.
Papa Pighead: Whats the best thing about it?
Pighead: There doesn't seem to be any women on it!
Papa Pighead: Sounds great. Sign me up son!
Mama Pighead(in background) Fuck you Papa Pighead. You can say goodbye to your dinner you stinking swine.
Now don't get Pighead wrong. He loves a bit of woman as much as the next man but you have to admit that it's nice to get away from them every now and again. Is there any greater joy than posting freely on an Irish based message board without having to watch what you say for fear of annoying the fresh smelling ladies? It's the equivalent of being able to give your balls a good old scratching without fear of reprimand. This website is our gentlemens club, our night down the pub with the lads, our little oasis of being able to be ourselves.
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you act yourself when around a woman? Pighead would probably be a 6. Much much nicer fella whenever there's a hairless lady about. Anyway, just wanted to congratulate the admins on the no females allowed policy they've implemented. Obviously in this era of PC-ness and equal rights it can't have been an easy thing to set in place but through the courage of their convictions they've managed to create a place of rare beauty and more importantly, HONESTY.
Papa Pighead "So what did you do today Pighead?
Pighead: "Joined a new internet gang on a website called www.thumped.com
Papa Pighead: Any use?
Pighead: Early days yet Pops, but so far so good.
Papa Pighead: Whats the best thing about it?
Pighead: There doesn't seem to be any women on it!
Papa Pighead: Sounds great. Sign me up son!
Mama Pighead(in background) Fuck you Papa Pighead. You can say goodbye to your dinner you stinking swine.
Now don't get Pighead wrong. He loves a bit of woman as much as the next man but you have to admit that it's nice to get away from them every now and again. Is there any greater joy than posting freely on an Irish based message board without having to watch what you say for fear of annoying the fresh smelling ladies? It's the equivalent of being able to give your balls a good old scratching without fear of reprimand. This website is our gentlemens club, our night down the pub with the lads, our little oasis of being able to be ourselves.
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you act yourself when around a woman? Pighead would probably be a 6. Much much nicer fella whenever there's a hairless lady about. Anyway, just wanted to congratulate the admins on the no females allowed policy they've implemented. Obviously in this era of PC-ness and equal rights it can't have been an easy thing to set in place but through the courage of their convictions they've managed to create a place of rare beauty and more importantly, HONESTY.