Things I Will Never Understand #1 (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Fashion/style magazines.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

Fashion/style magazines.

excuse to look at undernourished underaged girls t & a without any ladies in the room batting an eyelid. "I'm looking at the next bit of crap you're going to buy thats apparently fashionable. honest."

pfft

 

[Papal Noncio]

only muckers do this. its to keep the padre pio stickers from peeling off the window.

What I wanna know is why Padre Pio car stickers exist in the first place. I'm too lazy to research this myself, but as far as I know he was not the patron saint of cars. I have discovered that his stigmata had a rather sweet odour. Possible that people use them in the hope that they will substitute for car fresheners? Or is it just one big Fiat/Vatican conspiracy? Answers, people, please...

 

[classic seanc]

It has to do with driving to Knock I think

 

[nlgbbbblth]

people who say

#1 - 'He had a pub but drank it dry'

my manager said this. I asked him how was it possible. Would the owner be drinking copious amounts of booze while open to the public?

#2 - 'a fine tooth comb'

same guy, what the fuck is this?

 

[Squiggle]

people who say

#1 - 'He had a pub but drank it dry'

my manager said this. I asked him how was it possible. Would the owner be drinking copious amounts of booze while open to the public?

#2 - 'a fine tooth comb'

same guy, what the fuck is this?

Well, not sure about number one... but fine tooth(ed) combs were/are used to comb out nits and stuff. The gaps between the teeth are not much wider than a human hair so the comb gets pretty much everything.

The saying is used to suggest a very comprehensive search or job.

 

[rampz]

people who say

#1 - 'He had a pub but drank it dry'

my manager said this. I asked him how was it possible. Would the owner be drinking copious amounts of booze while open to the public?

#2 - 'a fine tooth comb'

same guy, what the fuck is this?

my mum used to use a fine comb to get rid of head lice from our heads. she used to scrape them out.

 

[classic seanc]

Those combs were great.


Newstalk ads aimed at the ABC1 market. Or, more specifically, why or how they actually work.

 

[wild_cat]

culchies

How so?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

but fine tooth(ed) combs were/are used to comb out nits and stuff. The gaps between the teeth are not much wider than a human hair so the comb gets pretty much everything.

The saying is used to suggest a very comprehensive search or job.

my mum used to use a fine comb to get rid of head lice from our heads. she used to scrape them out.

Those combs were great.

I want photographs, dudes

 

[pete]

I want photographs, dudes

 

[Anthony]

people who drive at 45mph all the time.

 

[theweeyin]

That looks like a microwave before you actually know what it is.

people who drive at 45mph all the time.

Yes! In the middle lane when there is no other traffic! Or in front of me when I'm trying to get ANYWHERE...

 

[classic seanc]

people who drive at 45mph all the time.

Indeed. Just pull in!! Get the fuck out of the way.

 

[Janer]

Why black attracts heat
and white does'nt

 

[egg_]

Yes! In the middle lane when there is no other traffic!

In that case why do you care? Just pass them out!
Much more frustrating on a crooked road when you just can't get past, especially when they speed up on the straight bits

 

[sugar_referee]

Why people use exclamation points . F . Scott Fitzgerald reckoned they were like laughing at your own joke!

see?

 

[Hector Grey]

car alarms, or specifically, how people whose car alarms go off in the middle of teh night aren't evicerated publically. what am I oout of line? the whole damn system is out of line. if the alram was supposed to alarm you, where the fuck are you? cunts.

same goes for house alarms.

i'm totally in teh wrong thread, aren't i?

 

[Osama Van Halen]

Go back to complaining college the lot of you. Or the intolerance Institute. The world doesn't like you and that's why it tries to upset you. Don't be like the mouse who tries to keep on eating the electrified cheese, adjust your expectations. Don't try so hard to make the world perfect. Only then will you truly escape observational comedy hell.

ELECTRIFIED CHEESE??? SOUND BUZZ.

ALLAHQUAAGMIRE OF BOLLOXOLOGGO!!!

 

[george mcfly]

the alarm in a house across the road from me goes off every morning..
every morning
every morning
every morning
every morning
every morning
every morning
every morning
every morning