Quotes from your child (4 Viewers)

[sleepy]

Not my child, but my nephew....

Calls pepperonis on pizzas 'meat buttons'

Reminds me of the time I made myself and the kids some pepperoni pizza. My 8yo daughter said she didn’t want any because it was covered in ‘animal vaginas’

 

[ernesto]

Not my child, but my nephew....

Calls pepperonis on pizzas 'meat buttons'

Today's quotes

"I can't stop enjoying scalectrix"

And also

My Da was putting on Lord of the rings a few minutes ago and asked the nephew to tell his Nana (who hates LOTR) that he's putting Lord of the rings on so he shouts in "Nana Granda is puttin on Ring Of The Lord"

"That's a different film I think"

Jesus we couldnt stop laughing.

 

[seanc]

Not my child but on the train there a dad was explaining science stuff to two kids.

One kid asks "So what about cooking and baking then?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well how come you can cook bacon but you have to bake cookies?"

A baffled dad changed the subject to pics of cool cars on his phone.

 

[magicbastarder]

Earwigging on what I assume are student teachers on the bus. One saying she was asked in class 'were you in the famine?' 'oh no, that was many many years ago' 'but there was one in 2008?'

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Somewhat paraphrased:

- I only like some fish. X gave me salmon and I didn't like it
- well thats ok, lots of people don't like fish
- but mammy doesn't eat meat OR fish because she's Japanese
- Mammy's not Japanese, she's a vegetarian, a japanese person is someone from Japan.
- Is Japan a country
- Yes
- What country do vegetarians come from

 

[chris d]

To post about something nice. Girls are 6 now. Part of their homework yesterday was to record themselves saying what love is.

T1: "Love is hugging"
T2: "Love is making heart shapes with friends"

 

[ann post]

To post about something nice. Girls are 6 now. Part of their homework yesterday was to record themselves saying what love is.

T1: "Love is hugging"
T2: "Love is making heart shapes with friends"

Are they girls or terminators though?

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

My six year old:
“I know I came out of your penis, mom”

My wife:
“I don’t have a penis”

6yo:
“Oh yeah, I mean your bagina.”

As a biologist, I feel like I’ve failed him.

 

[Cormcolash]

My six year old:
“I know I came out of your penis, mom”

My wife:
“I don’t have a penis”

6yo:
“Oh yeah, I mean your bagina.”

As a biologist, I feel like I’ve failed him.

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[nuke terrorist]

"My Dad is a gynecologist and..."

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[seanc]

A child not my child.

I was doing my footyball work. After the game, players usually come out and have a light training session/warm down session. Which they do take seriously.

Almost all the away fans had left, but there was one kid there, shouting "David (I don't know the actual footballers name), David!! Can I have your jersey please?!" This kid has hung around, he cares. Again and again he shouts this.
Fairplay to the young millionaire, he eventually turned around and says "I can't, that kit is in the dressing room".

Kid says "Well can you go in and get it when you're done please".

It was more an order than a request.

 

[UnicronUnicron is verified member.]

Not my child, my 8 year old niece, who wrote me a beautiful letter sympathising with me over the pooch passing away.

Some excerpts

"I am very upset about Edgar but he will always be in our hearts."

"Please keep going on your walks and when I visit you I will join you."

Such a lovely kid.

 

[snakybus]

My son (10) to his classmates: "I don't really want to grow up."

Squeaky voiced nerd friend does a finger-gun right in his face: "PUBERTY HAS OTHER IDEAS."

 

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[JohnnyRaz]

A child not my child.

I was doing my footyball work. After the game, players usually come out and have a light training session/warm down session. Which they do take seriously.

Almost all the away fans had left, but there was one kid there, shouting "David (I don't know the actual footballers name), David!! Can I have your jersey please?!" This kid has hung around, he cares. Again and again he shouts this.
Fairplay to the young millionaire, he eventually turned around and says "I can't, that kit is in the dressing room".

Kid says "Well can you go in and get it when you're done please".

It was more an order than a request.

'who's paying your wages mate?'

 

[magicbastarder]

i am now 6 years older than tom waits was when he recorded that song.