Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[Cormcolash]

"Daddy, are you on Thumped again? Can you make me some food, I haven't eaten in 3 days"

 

[chris d]

A nonchalant "fuk" when she dropped her play-dough. Whoops.

 

[Squiggle]

A nonchalant "fuk" when she dropped her play-dough. Whoops.

In a similar vein my 3 year old has a potty mouth.

"You're an asshole!" to her big brother yesterday
"I need the fucking bathroom" earlier today

Luckily the grandparents are pretty deaf

 

[nuke terrorist]

very hard not to LOL at little kids swearing.

 

[magicbastarder]

my 5 year old nephew to his older sister, years ago; 'YOU'RE A STUPID SILLY BILLY'
my brother called out 'jack! you know not to use that word!' (they were not allowed use words like 'stupid' or 'idiot')
jack thinks for a second.
'YOU'RE A FUCKING SILLY BILLY'

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Often overhear kids using swearwords in the school i work in. Usually met with a dear in the headlights type face when they hear you ask "what did you say?"


Had a kid tell me another kid said the "c" word. Turned out it was crap.

 

[chris d]

Words, gibberish and conversation is bursting out of our two at the moment. It's lovely.

Mum: "do you want to go to the playground?"
Audrey: "no"
Lily runs in from next room concerned: "Au, vhy vu no wan go play gar? Ar vu scare? Play gar no scar-ski, it's fun!"

It's cute if you were there.

 

[pete]

I miss those days. Now the gibberish is centred on Love Island.

 

[GO]

I miss those days. Now the gibberish is centred on Love Island.

Lol at this .

I gave the old LI a shot on Sunday night to try and get into the spirit of things. I quickly realised it wasn't for me. I just have no need to be listening to morons jibber jabber for an hour a day

 

[ann post]

Lol at this .

I gave the old LI a shot on Sunday night to try and get into the spirit of things. I quickly realised it wasn't for me. I just have no need to be listening to morons jibber jabber for an hour a day

This is kinda how I see reality tv stuff now. I know people are just watching it to zone out but at the same time these people are hand picked morons. They are like people I'd hand pick to not ever to have to listen to

 

[Unknown Convict]

8yo:
""I Believe I Can Fly" isn't my favourite song any more. R Kelly is going to prison for 30 years. He robbed loads of banks or something."
His 13yo brother (whispering):
"I told him that to protect him from the terrible truth."

 

[seanc]

"I fucking love this thread"


-seanc 39 ¼

 

[Jim A. Morrish]

at the city dump

2 year old after being assaulted by the stench : "what dat me nose?!?!?"

still cracks me up 24 years later

 

[Squiggle]

"You are not cute!". "James is cute" (Nicolas Ralph as James Herriot), "Link is cute too" (Link Neal of Rhett and Link/Good Mythical Morning) "That's it!" "Nobody else is cute". She's 4. I can't even really argue with her.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Me:”hurry up you’re wasting time”
Him: “no - you’re always wasting my time with your talk talk talk”(4yo)

 

[Anthony]

I just have no need to be listening to morons jibber jabber for an hour a day

So why are you on here? lol

 

[snakybus]

So why are you on here? lol

This is Prick Island

 

[magicbastarder]

my mother to her five year old granddaughter:
'what do you think you'll be when you grow up?'
'i want to be an actor'
'will you not be a doctor so you can look after me if i can get sick?'
cocks head to one side, looks quizzically at her grandmother and says 'are you sure you'll still be alive then, granny?'

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Me:”hurry up you’re wasting time”
Him: “no - you’re always wasting my time with your talk talk talk”(4yo)

said kid is coming within a hairs breadth of a belt in the arse today.

Meltdown city followed by cheeky git with no break in between.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

“Psycho Killer” by Talking Heads came on in the car and my four year old asks me earnestly: “Is this “Leper War”?”