Internet dating/dating agencies (4 Viewers)

[jillface]

JACKPOT

 

[jillface]

or JACKOFFPOT

 

[the strange guy]

I KEEP ONE BY MY SIDE AT ALL TIMES

 

[jillface]

ewwwww

 

[rettucs]

it'd nearly be enough to make your mickey stick up

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

dammit. page 8 is blocked by the stupid work internet filter

 

[muffin]

man, that dudes knows how to schmooze the ladies..talking about crabs is a sure fire way to get a girl in the mood for some lovin..
You should really alert him to the contraception thread..

 

[rettucs]

man, that dudes knows how to schmooze the ladies..talking about crabs is a sure fire way to get a girl in the mood for some lovin..
You should really alert him to the contraception thread..

really? I could learn a lot from him so!

the internet is great! I've just realised I could start IM'ing those girls and pretend I'm him. But I don't think I could bring myself to do it, even if all of thumped wills me to!

 

[the strange guy]

DO IT

 

[rettucs]

DO IT

I do feel strangely empowered all of a sudden. I think I'm developing a god complex.

I need to think about this a bit more. I can't talk to girls properly at the best of times, let alone when I'm pretending to be someone else.

 

[the strange guy]

I knew it was you in the IMs.

 

[Vinnie]

Pretend to be somebody else pretending to be you

I need to think about this a bit more. I can't talk to girls properly at the best of times, let alone when I'm pretending to be someone else.

 

[Lili Marlene]

bump

 

[David Kronenbourg]

nice work lads. this is 90% hilarious 10% appalling. we need to expose these internet perverts

 

[La La]

thank god for teh internets, that gave me a much-needed laugh and an un-needed slightly gross feeling

 

[Moods For Mallards]

I scrolled through those chats really quickly so as nobody would see what I was reading. Saw lots of the words "sex" and "lick" though, which is enough for me.

 

[nooleen]

I'm not sure I wanna hug this Rach. How could you hug someone who says you're fucked up?

i have to hug my mum whenever i see her.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Anyone get booted off beautifulpeople.com for over eating this christmas?

BeautifulPeople.com axes holiday weight gain members

"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded."

 

[Jill Hives]

Anyone get booted off beautifulpeople.com for over eating this christmas?

BeautifulPeople.com axes holiday weight gain members

HAHAHAHA. ""Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model"

 

[jonah]

Amazing. Seriously, amazing.

Also this thread > most other things.