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[washingcattle]

That's it my knob is well pissed off at me now "just stop reading you fool".

 

[ann post]

Is this just the general wank thread now. If so.

The teas

isn't that what it always was??

 

[D0njo]

its when you stick something into your mickey for fun. i guess thats what 1man1screwdriver was about

Oofya, don't think I'll be trying this one anytime soon, sounds positively dreadful.

 

[Lepra]

did Psychotic no.2 ever find no.1 then? or was it just a load of awkward Ag science grads rubbing their thighs under the table

 

[washingcattle]

We have a new one

Walrussing

YouTube- Walrus sucks own dick

 

[cycling]

i've had the experienceof just emailing people for ages then when you meet up they are nothing like they described and you go home feeling cheated.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i've had the experienceof just emailing people for ages then when you meet up they are nothing like they described and you go home feeling cheated.

disappointment wank

 

[Froog]

Is this just the general wank thread now. If so.

The teaser.

It's where you try to get as close as you can to shooting your pearl jam and than remove the hand then repeat the process. It can last for hours and is also known as the Tantric Wank.

Also adding the term Hellmans Well to the lexicon.
That's when you get jizz in your belly button. It's named after the mayonaise.

oops meant to plus you there, hand slipped (much like a messy wank)

 

[Froog]

emergency wank - when you're walking home and get mad horny and can't wait so you either wank as you're walking or jump into the nearest hedge and go at it

 

[Livewire]

emergency wank - when you're walking home and get mad horny and can't wait so you either wank as you're walking or jump into the nearest hedge and go at it

I'm pretty sure that's a telltale sign of future rapist.

 

[jonah]

I feel bad for starting this, but.... not bad at the same time.

 

[shower another shower]

 

[Livewire]

Steely Dan?

 

[Ferox13]

Steely Dan?

Nope - Prince's Wand

 

[rettucs]

http://www.lovegaa.ie/

I'm there!

 

[Jill Hives]

I totally forgot I said I was going to this for the laugh... now it's almost over. Another year, another missed farmer. Damn.

http://www.matchmakerireland.com/

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i'd like a farm. bedding a farmer definitely seems like the most likely way for me to get one

 

[Lili Marlene]

I think you need to be a male nurse to marry a female farmer.

 

[Jill Hives]

i'd like a farm. bedding a farmer definitely seems like the most likely way for me to get one

My thought exactly. What's the percentage of farmers in there late 30's to 40's divorced with a kid? Probably slim to none.
Squiggle, you still on this for me?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

find the farmer and worry about the divorce later. i hadn't thought about getting a kid into the bargain.