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[Froog]

communal battle wanking

 

[nooleen]

world of wankcraft

 

[nooleen]

wanky world crafts

 

[Froog]

dream wank catcher

 

[jonah]

i love my life.

 

[Gambra]

A+ thread everyone

 

[Cormcolash]

Willy Wanka's Wank Factory

 

[brianoak]

Willy Wanka's Wank Factory

I like the cut of your jizz sir.

 

[washingcattle]

Is this just the general wank thread now. If so.

The teaser.

It's where you try to get as close as you can to shooting your pearl jam and than remove the hand then repeat the process. It can last for hours and is also known as the Tantric Wank.

Also adding the term Hellmans Well to the lexicon.
That's when you get jizz in your belly button. It's named after the mayonaise.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Is this just the general wank thread now. If so.

The teaser.

It's where you try to get as close as you can to shooting your pearl jam and than remove the hand then repeat the process. It can last for hours and is also known as the Tantric Wank.

theyre just show words though, not really that usable. edging will always be an easier term to slip into general conversation. you wouldnt say " i spent the morning in bed doing the the teaser or wanking tantrically".

 

[washingcattle]

I've no problem with edging it's a grand term, just expanding the already rich lexicon.

Usage wise it's giving yourself the teaser and having a tantric wank.

Actualy wasn't there a thread were you add words together with wank to make new terms like a cry and a wank = a crank. That thread was great for a few pages.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Usage wise it's giving yourself the teaser and having a tantric wank.

ah, of course

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

are you familiar with sounding? i had never heard of this until about two weeks ago.

 

[washingcattle]

No do tell?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

its when you stick something into your mickey for fun. i guess thats what 1man1screwdriver was about

 

[washingcattle]

For fun ? You've lost me.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

well, i havent tried it myself yet so i can speak authoritatively about it. you poke something into it and widdle it around i guess

 

[washingcattle]

Yeah I'm at a loss as to why anyone would do this. I don't think I could do this actually, If my life depended on me putting the thinest softest rod nown to man down my shaft I think I'd be a dead man. I just don't think the message would get sent from brain to hand successfully.

Brain: Put the rod in the penis

Hand: Go and shite.


Having said that, this set of circumstances seem slightly unlikely and I don't want to think about it anymore as I can feel a psychosomatic sting in my knob now.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

just make sure theres some sort of thing at the end of the rod to stop it getting lost

 

[ernesto]

just make sure theres some sort of thing at the end of the rod to stop it getting lost

AAAARGH!