Internet dating/dating agencies (1 Viewer)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Made up story goes viral, website nobody has ever heard of receives massive traffic spike, news at 11

 

[Lili Marlene]

didn't okcupid have an attractive members only area?


I totally knew about it

 

[washingcattle]

Sweet jailbait ass. You were the one walking home from school eating a lollipop, I was the bald guy hanging out the passenger side of a ford fiesta shouting at you over the sound of the car horn.... was it just me or did we have a connection? Please call me

Now that's how this dating thread should roll.

 

[jonah]

Oh! Oh! All my girlish fantasies of having sex with Morell off of Romeo Brass are rushing to my loins as you quote!

 

[washingcattle]

Oh! Oh! All my girlish fantasies of having sex with Morell off of Romeo Brass are rushing to my loins as you quote!

Jesus, sit on the plastic chair and calm down.

or have a wank

your choice.

 

[jonah]

A Furious Wank? A Vicarious Wank? A Buttery Wank?

I spent all day playing the wanking game (not what it sounds like) where you try to find amazing adjectives to describe the act of wanking. 2 Points for a laugh, 5 point for a squeam.

 

[ernesto]

A Furious Wank? A Vicarious Wank? A Buttery Wank?

I spent all day playing the wanking game (not what it sounds like) where you try to find amazing adjectives to describe the act of wanking. 2 Points for a laugh, 5 point for a squeam.

a salubrious wank
an empowering wank
a motivational wank
a shabby wank

 

[ann post]

a bitterly normal wank

 

[washingcattle]

Motherly Wank
Encouragable Wank
Excrutiating Wank
Backhanded Wank
Dishonourable Discharge (heh heh heh)
Intravenous Wank
Dylanesque Wank
Carbonated Wank
Indignant Wank
Sobering Wank (I've tried this one.....Doesn't work)
Incandescent Wank
Pneumatic Wank
Extra-terestrial Wank
Ethereal Wank
Self hating Wank
Self referential Wank


I'm thinking go for an

Invitational Wank.


Huh? Huh?

 

[jonah]

A Dylanesque wank. That could be interpreted in a great number of ways depending on the era, no?

 

[jonah]

Also, while I'm at it (again, not what it sounds like);

An Effervescent Wank
An Indignant Wank
A Blistering Wank
A Leathery Wank

 

[washingcattle]

My Favorites are

Brining it all back Wank

Wank on Wank

Blood on the Wank

Highway 61 reWanked

Freewanking

John Wesley Hard Wank

Pat Garrett and Billy the Wank.

and of his new stuff

Time out of Wank and Modern Wank. Christmas in the Wank is supposed to be a right Festive Wank.

 

[ann post]

a must be santa wank

 

[jonah]

Whereas 'The Freewheelin' & 'Slow Train Coming' are just self explanitory!

 

[Space]

My Favorites are

Brining it all back Wank

Wank on Wank

Blood on the Wank

Highway 61 reWanked

Freewanking

John Wesley Hard Wank

Pat Garrett and Billy the Wank.

and of his new stuff

Time out of Wank and Modern Wank. Christmas in the Wank is supposed to be a right Festive Wank.

You left out my favourite; The Basement Wanks.

 

[washingcattle]

All this talk of Bob Dylan related wanking is making me hungry.

 

[nooleen]

wanky wanky wank wank

 

[rettucs]

that guy cancelled his OKCupid account shortly after I posted those chats.

Which means he must be on thumped.

 

[Froog]

a cheese grating wank
a furio-crywank
a multi-directional rage wank
a hop, skip and a wank
a skin ripping blood wank

 

[nooleen]

a thumped wank