Internet dating/dating agencies (5 Viewers)

[Super Dexta]

5 months?

I was living in the country, there was nothing else to do.

 

[Jill Hives]

I was living in the country, there was nothing else to do.

I wish I could use that as my excuse for many of my ill thought-out 'relationships.'

 

[Squiggle]

Who hooked up at the Thumped Xmas party?

I've been wondering that myself. There weren't very many unattached females there so I'm going to guess it was two drunken males.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

we should have our dating info/preferences listed on each post alongside the other info that appears about us at the top of each post, thatd make things much simpler.

i tried the internet dating a few years ago, apart from a bit of ridin it wasnt much use. i think the chances of finding someone you really get on well with are slim when you are limited to a few random people on a website. the cousin is always at it except he seems to go for american birds all the time which makes dating a bit awkward and expensive. my aunt, who lives in an isolated rural area, met a nice guy online and they were together a few years before ditching each other.

 

[Flux]

Never have, but I'm not ruling it out for later life.

In fact I'm kind of looking forward to my meek mail order bride.

 

[rettucs]

i met the guy i was going out with last year on okcupid.

I have a gmail account that I almost never use. Almost from the moment I set it up I've been getting mails from okcupid, even though I've never been near the website. I figured it was the normal spammy auld shite so took no notice. This morning I looked at one for the first time. Seems someone signed up and put in my gmail e-mail account by accident. The mails they send out have links in them that, when clicked, take you straight to your profile, without needing to login.

Today I had a good gander at your man's account, including his recent IM history (cybersex and everything).

But I don't feel good for having done it. What should I do? Should I try and contact him and let him know? Should I ignore it (and read his IM history occasionally)? Or should I just copy the IM history and post it on thumped? I've heard that last option works really well when you want to get something off your chest.

Help me thumped.

 

[Franco]

Thumped! Thumped! Thumped!

 

[the strange guy]

POST IT

 

[Unicron]

I have a gmail account that I almost never use. Almost from the moment I set it up I've been getting mails from okcupid, even though I've never been near the website. I figured it was the normal spammy auld shite so took no notice. This morning I looked at one for the first time. Seems someone signed up and put in my gmail e-mail account by accident. The mails they send out have links in them that, when clicked, take you straight to your profile, without needing to login.

Today I had a good gander at your man's account, including his recent IM history (cybersex and everything).

But I don't feel good for having done it. What should I do? Should I try and contact him and let him know? Should I ignore it (and read his IM history occasionally)? Or should I just copy the IM history and post it on thumped? I've heard that last option works really well when you want to get something off your chest.

Help me thumped.

I think you know what's best.

 

[rettucs]

ok, give me a minute to grab it (and change the names).

but by doing this you all agree to help me if he gets his mates after me.

cybersex chat stuff to follow......

 

[the strange guy]

WE GOT YOUR BACK

 

[rettucs]

thats good enough for me. I'll post 2 in total cos the rest are dull. Heres the first (part 1 - too long for a single post)

(4:12 am)SomeBird:are you in town over thanksgiving?
(4:14:11 am)NotScutter:hmmm... probably
(4:14:32 am)SomeBird:ya?
(4:14:38 am)NotScutter:I might go to Springfield once or twice (whoopee)
(4:14:38 am)SomeBird:maybe would you like to hang out?
(4:14:58 am)SomeBird:what's your girly situation?
(4:15:38 am)NotScutter:hrm. nada, technically at the moment
(4:15:50 am)SomeBird:so then it's a possibility?
(4:15:52 am)SomeBird:
(4:15:54 am)NotScutter:the emo situation regarding girlies is always another story lol
(4:16:06 am)SomeBird:gotcha
(4:16:14 am)SomeBird:well i am coming to town and i don't want to be lonely
(4:16:26 am)NotScutter:but if you wanna get a drink some night, I could swing that
(4:17:28 am)NotScutter:why are you coming to town?
(4:18:05 am)SomeBirdrobably the web
(4:18:29 am)NotScutter:don't you have internet access in Bloomington?
(4:18:30 am)SomeBird:weD
(4:18:37 am)SomeBird:what? haha
(4:18:39 am)SomeBird:weB
(4:18:45 am)SomeBirdf course i have internet access
(4:18:53 am)NotScutter:i don't get it. what's web?
(4:18:54 am)SomeBird:i'm dating a lot and it is not fulfilling
(4:19:08 am)SomeBird:wednesday i will come to town likely
(4:19:25 am)SomeBird:i have some friends there, but i haven't made plans yet -- might be fun to see you?
(4:19:33 am)NotScutter:what happened with that guy?
(4:19:40 am)SomeBird:there are so many
(4:19:43 am)SomeBird:what guy?
(4:19:52 am)SomeBird:i am dating too much
(4:19:52 am)NotScutter:uhm right, there was one guy when I talked to you last, though
(4:20:01 am)SomeBird:yeah i don't know which one that was
(4:20:08 am)NotScutter:lol
(4:20:14 am)SomeBird:i'm still looking for the right onw
(4:20:17 am)NotScutter:sorry i can't remember any specifics
(4:20:20 am)SomeBird:ONE
(4:20:35 am)NotScutter:ic
(4:20:53 am)SomeBird:i had a date wed, another fri, sat
(4:20:57 am)SomeBird:and another tomorrow and thurs
(4:21:04 am)SomeBird:i keep bus y with boys
(4:21:22 am)NotScutter:well... just FYI, I'd love to get a drink and hang out and whatnot, but don't know what else I could do. even if could do turns into other stuff, I can't be the ONE right now
(4:21:33 am)NotScutter:i know
(4:21:39 am)NotScutter:had any faves lately?
(4:21:52 am)SomeBird:i didn't mean to say you were the one
(4:22:02 am)SomeBird: i just wondered if you wanted to go out, that's all
(4:22:06 am)SomeBird:any favorite boys?
(4:22:33 am)NotScutter:that's cool
(4:22:45 am)NotScutter:yeah, do any tickle your fancy more than others right now
(4:23:03 am)SomeBird:the guys i am seeing are not the keepers, the ones who will make my dreams come true. i'm just meeting people and having fun...i don't know a lot of people here yet
(4:23:09 am)SomeBird:my favorite boys are bad ones
(4:23:13 am)SomeBird:bad boys who are bad for me
(4:23:16 am)SomeBirdnes i can't have
(4:23:24 am)SomeBird:but who have me temporarily at times
(4:23:35 am)SomeBird:stupid, i am aware
(4:23:45 am)SomeBird:it's the sex that gets in the way
(4:26:16 am)NotScutter:bad boys make for exciting sex
(4:26:22 am)NotScutter:same goes for girls
(4:27:07 am)NotScutter:enjoy it while it lasts
(4:27:16 am)NotScutter:becaust some day you could find that ONE guy
(4:27:31 am)NotScutter:and then exciting sex will actually be a challenge
(4:27:34 am)NotScutter:a fun challenge
(4:27:39 am)NotScutter:but a challenge nonetheless
(4:33:56 am)SomeBird:i can't wait to find that one
(4:33:59 am)SomeBird:but at the same time
(4:34:04 am)SomeBird:i thought i already found him
(4:34:06 am)SomeBird:a few times
(4:34:09 am)SomeBird:and i was fooled
(4:34:13 am)SomeBird:so now it's like wtf
(4:34:21 am)SomeBird:and being in a new city has challenges
(4:34:30 am)SomeBird:but still it's easy to meet men and go out on dates
(4:34:39 am)SomeBird:there's so much more i am good for
(4:34:55 am)SomeBird:sex is important but if you only knew what i was upto (!)
(4:36:07 am)NotScutterh yeah?
(4:36:13 am)SomeBird:sort of
(4:36:26 am)SomeBird:i'm a bad girl
(4:36:31 am)NotScutter:all your away messages are about work, so I assumed that's what you were up to
(4:36:48 am)SomeBird:not afraid to admit that i make trouble
(4:36:53 am)SomeBird:away messages?
(4:36:57 am)SomeBird:i go out a lot
(4:37:05 am)SomeBird:i meet a lot of new people, from the web and otherwise
(4:37:22 am)SomeBird:i have no problem finding men, but i am looking for this particular one who is hard to find
(4:37:27 am)SomeBird:so i'm just getting frustrated
(4:37:50 am)SomeBird:i have been single since june and it's the longest period of my life i have spent single and taking sex casually
(4:37:54 am)SomeBird:it's different
(4:39:10 am)NotScutter:but it sounds like you've been having fun
(4:39:26 am)SomeBird:until you realize that i actually want to find a relationship, sure
(4:40:51 am)NotScutter:at least you'll know what you're looking for, sexually

 

[rettucs]

part 2 of the first one

(4:41:03 am)SomeBird:how much of a factor should that be?
(4:41:07 am)SomeBird:sexually i am very open
(4:41:15 am)SomeBird:i still have a lot of standards for a relationship
(4:41:25 am)NotScutter:uhh sexual compatibility should be a huge factor
(4:41:45 am)SomeBird:yes but i mean -- there are other factors
(4:42:06 am)SomeBird:i'm not sleeping around but the sex isn't as gratifying when emotions aren't involved
(4:42:23 am)SomeBird:i want a lot more than i am finding
(4:42:36 am)SomeBird:and then again, i want what i can't have, who i can't have
(4:42:48 am)SomeBird:that's lkikely part of the issue
(4:42:54 am)SomeBird:*likely
(4:43:07 am)NotScutter:because they don't want it or because you know the bad boys aren't good for you?
(4:43:19 am)SomeBird:i like the bad boys
(4:43:23 am)SomeBird:and sometimes they are good for me
(4:43:26 am)SomeBird:they always want sex
(4:43:31 am)SomeBird:that doesn't mean i always say "yes"
(4:44:54 am)NotScutter:what has to line up for you to say 'yes'?
(4:45:08 am)SomeBird:i guess it depends what you're talking about
(4:46:10 am)SomeBird:i'm not just gonna fuck a guy because he wants it
(4:46:15 am)SomeBirdtherwise i would be a total slut
(4:47:15 am)NotScutter:well that's what I mean what do you want before you say 'yes' to sex
(4:47:24 am)NotScutter:it doesn't matter so much what he wants
(4:47:34 am)NotScutter:after he's made his desires known
(4:48:12 am)SomeBird:well...
(4:48:29 am)SomeBird:since my last long term relationship i have had actual intercourse with two guys
(4:48:37 am)SomeBird:but i have given head to a few more
(4:48:42 am)SomeBird:the ones i fucked were worth it
(4:48:59 am)SomeBirdne had the biggest dick i've ever seen
(4:49:05 am)SomeBird:the other i actually had feelings for
(4:49:31 am)SomeBird:and even though the latter doesn't want a relationship i'd still fuck him if he came over right now
(4:49:34 am)SomeBird:it's just too good
(4:49:46 am)SomeBird:and the big dick guy, he's very dominant
(4:49:55 am)SomeBird:he picks me up and puts me in my place
(4:50:02 am)SomeBird:he holds me down and i like that feeling
(4:50:10 am)SomeBird:he makes a lot of noice
(4:50:11 am)SomeBird:*noise
(4:50:35 am)NotScutter:i thought you liked to do the holding down
(4:50:44 am)SomeBird:if that's what he wants, sure
(4:50:49 am)SomeBird:but i like to feel like the lady
(4:50:56 am)SomeBird:small and feminine for the most part
(4:51:08 am)SomeBird:the big one is 6'4" and the attraction is definitely there
(4:51:17 am)SomeBird:not much relationship potential for either of them
(4:51:52 am)SomeBird:but then when i thnk about the ones i have given head to, they don't measure up as far as how i felt about them or how attracted to them i was, but i liked them as people and they're good guys for the most part
(4:52:36 am)SomeBirdh man you ditched me!
(4:54:07 am)NotScutter:how does he hold you down?
(4:54:27 am)SomeBird:I THOUGHT YOU LEFT
(4:54:33 am)NotScutter:does he hold your shoulders down with you on your back?
(4:54:37 am)SomeBird:you know, he holds me down
(4:54:40 am)SomeBird:with his hands
(4:54:58 am)SomeBird:and he puts me in whatever position suits him and it always suits me
(4:55:15 am)NotScutterr does he put you on your belly... while he puts pressure on your butt
(4:55:33 am)SomeBird:that's now how i meant it
(4:55:39 am)SomeBird:he holds my neck
(4:55:58 am)SomeBird:and when we're fucking and he puts me up against the wall it feels wonderful
(4:55:58 am)NotScutter:hmm?
(4:56:06 am)SomeBirdainful sometimes, but still wonderful
(4:56:44 am)NotScutter:wow, so gravity is pulling you down onto his cock?
(4:56:51 am)SomeBird:not always
(4:56:57 am)SomeBird:i just like a man in charge sometimes
(4:57:11 am)SomeBird:and he's so much bigger than i am physically that i really like it
(4:57:19 am)SomeBird:not to say that i haven't been with smaller men
(4:57:24 am)SomeBird:but i don't like the wimpy types
(4:57:54 am)SomeBird:i'm probably being too explicit and i apologize
(4:57:57 am)SomeBird:drinking does that to me
(4:58:38 am)NotScutter:heh, I like hearing about it
(4:58:45 am)SomeBird:are you kidding?
(4:58:47 am)NotScutter:you have far more sexploits than I do lol
(4:58:59 am)SomeBird:i could say a lot more than i am saying and it typically turns men off when i am so open
(4:59:37 am)SomeBird:i have a lot of options and i like it that way, but i still haven't found one that is worth trying to keep around as a boyfriend.
(4:59:58 am)SomeBird:you know i am looking for the father of my babies right? my maneuvers don't really demonstrate that.
(5:00:11 am)SomeBird:i'm just too sex/ boy crazy
(5:00:21 am)SomeBird:why aren't you on AIM?
(5:01:28 am)NotScutter:huh?
(5:01:32 am)NotScutter:why aren't you on AIM?
(5:01:47 am)SomeBird:i am
(5:03:18 am)NotScutter:i don't see you
(5:03:31 am)SomeBird:i don't really chat on OKC i was just wondering why you aren't signed on to AIM
(5:03:34 am)SomeBird:no?
(5:03:39 am)SomeBird:i don't see you either
(5:03:43 am)SomeBird:Brian
(5:03:53 am)NotScutter:hmmm
(5:03:58 am)NotScutter:tis a puzzlement
(5:04:07 am)SomeBird:what's your SN
(5:04:12 am)SomeBird:i will try to msg you on there
(5:04:14 am)NotScutter:NotScutterCeler

 

[rettucs]

number 2, part 1. Try not to get turned on by this one. Its very sexy

(6:34:54 am)AnotherBurd:so you uh, spend a lot of time doing that, then?
(6:37:45 am)NotScutter:depends on the time of moth
(6:38:12 am)AnotherBurd:let's say... 9th of the month. How about that?
(6:38:45 am)NotScutter:not too active
(6:38:55 am)NotScutter:wait that's in the future
(6:39:16 am)AnotherBurd:that's... later today
(6:39:31 am)NotScutterh wow. it's late
(6:39:39 am)AnotherBurd:mhmmm
(6:39:43 am)NotScutter:uhh then no activiity so far
(6:40:07 am)AnotherBurd:well you've got 23.5 hours or so left
(6:41:05 am)AnotherBurd:I have faith
(6:41:16 am)NotScutter:yeah i'll see what i can do
(6:41:34 am)AnotherBurd:lol, I'd offer to help, but ... ya know
(6:41:42 am)AnotherBurd:that would be a bit forward
(6:42:21 am)NotScutter:right, right. it's the thought that counts
(6:43:21 am)NotScutter:how about you?
(6:43:43 am)AnotherBurd:well... I'd prefer having help
(6:44:38 am)NotScutter:yeah help is good a lot of the time
(6:45:41 am)NotScutter:what helps most?
(6:45:57 am)AnotherBurd:congrats... you just made me shiver
(6:46:06 am)AnotherBurd:ummm
(6:46:09 am)AnotherBurd:lips.
(6:46:09 am)NotScutterh whoops
(6:46:19 am)NotScutter:bad shiver? i can shut up
(6:46:35 am)AnotherBurd:nope, good shiver
(6:46:41 am)AnotherBurd:I was considering the options
(6:46:50 am)NotScutterh ok
(6:47:04 am)NotScutter:lips make you shiver?
(6:47:13 am)AnotherBurd:if used properly
(6:48:01 am)NotScutter:if they're used properly does that 'help' also?
(6:48:22 am)AnotherBurd:mhmmm
(6:48:54 am)NotScutter:what is the proper use of lips, then?
(6:49:25 am)AnotherBurd:"I'd have to show you" came to mind, honestly
(6:50:03 am)NotScutter:that would be exciting
(6:50:09 am)NotScutter:i do love learning new things
(6:51:07 am)AnotherBurd:I'm sure you already know the proper uses, though
(6:52:47 am)NotScutter:i've got a space of techniques and games
(6:53:04 am)AnotherBurd:games?
(6:55:11 am)NotScutter:yeah like pleasure games
(6:55:20 am)AnotherBurd:^.^ details!
(6:55:24 am)AnotherBurd:I'm curious now
(6:55:31 am)NotScutter:if I use my lips properly, that 'helps' bring pleasure
(6:55:47 am)AnotherBurd:truuue... but games have rules, don't they?
(6:56:04 am)NotScutter:i suppose it's more like a test, then
(6:56:35 am)AnotherBurd:do I get a sticker if I get an A?
(6:57:15 am)NotScutter:you get like, three stickers
(6:57:46 am)AnotherBurd:score
(6:58:34 am)AnotherBurd:especially if one of them is scratch-n-sniff
(6:58:36 am)AnotherBurd:those are the best
(6:58:59 am)NotScutter:they are pretty nice
(6:59:26 am)AnotherBurd:so how will this test go?
(6:59:41 am)NotScutter:well see that's the thing it can't be administered over the internets
(6:59:49 am)NotScutter:it's another 'i'd have to show you'
(7:00:29 am)AnotherBurd:hmmm
(7:00:43 am)AnotherBurd:no multiple choices, then
(7:00:54 am)NotScutter:nope
(7:01:47 am)NotScutter:i could talk about lip techniques
(7:01:59 am)NotScutter:those are better in person, too, btw
(7:02:04 am)AnotherBurd:lecture me, professor.
(7:03:14 am)NotScutter:i like to start kissing an insensitive area, say, the ankle. and gradually move towards more sensitive areas
(7:04:02 am)AnotherBurd:what if my ankles are sensitive?
(7:05:19 am)NotScutter:then I'll have to be gentle with t he areas I'm thinking of as sensitive
(7:06:24 am)NotScutter:are you sensitive all over your body?
(7:10:07 am)AnotherBurd:yes
(7:10:20 am)AnotherBurd:but you don't have to be gentle
(7:10:35 am)NotScutter:I'll keep that in mind
(7:11:28 am)AnotherBurd:being gentle usually tickles
(7:12:19 am)NotScutter:what does firm do?
(7:12:45 am)AnotherBurd:firm is good
(7:13:19 am)NotScutter:what if I involve my tongue?
(7:13:47 am)AnotherBurd:that could be a nice kind of tickling
(7:14:17 am)NotScutter:what if I used my tongue firmly
(7:14:48 am)AnotherBurd:I prefer teeth
(7:15:25 am)NotScutter:so if your whole body is sensitive, where's a good place to start using teeth?
(7:16:00 am)AnotherBurd:how hard are you going to use your teeth?
(7:16:27 am)NotScutter:just a teency bit harder than you expect
(7:20:05 am)AnotherBurd:that sounds pretty nice... I'd say you can start wherever you want
(7:20:49 am)NotScutter:how about your lower lip?
(7:21:19 am)NotScutter:then move to your chin. then your neck.
(7:21:54 am)NotScutter:alternating between lips and teeth
(7:22:03 am)AnotherBurd:I have a feeling you won't be failing the test
(7:22:29 am)NotScutter:your test?
(7:24:20 am)AnotherBurd:mhm
(7:24:32 am)NotScutter:what's your test?
(7:24:52 am)AnotherBurd:it's a secret test!
(7:25:46 am)NotScutter:if i tell you where i go after your neck can i take the test online?
(7:26:10 am)AnotherBurd:it's a strictly hands-on test
(7:27:21 am)NotScutter:then I could tell you where I'd go and you could get a good feel for whether I'd pass
(7:28:08 am)AnotherBurd:nope, sorry
(7:28:59 am)NotScutter:then you should tell me where I should kiss and bite you next
(7:29:40 am)NotScuttertherwise, I would go to your shoulder
(7:31:27 am)AnotherBurd:shoulder is perfectly acceptable, but collarbones would be nice
(7:32:19 am)NotScutter:collarbones are nice. it's easy to go across the entire chest
(7:32:41 am)AnotherBurd:exactly
(7:32:44 am)NotScutter:nibling, kissing, sucking
(7:33:20 am)AnotherBurd:yes please
(7:33:28 am)NotScutter:wherto next?
(7:34:03 am)AnotherBurd:there are lots of variables involved...
(7:34:57 am)NotScutter:like?
(7:35:24 am)AnotherBurd:how clothed I am... how playful you're being...
(7:36:26 am)NotScutter:what if
(7:36:53 am)NotScutter:I'm being very playful
(7:37:17 am)AnotherBurd:I like that idea
(7:37:32 am)NotScutter:and you're in your favoirte underwear and bra, but your bra is undone and your underwear ar somehow loosened
(7:38:32 am)AnotherBurd:then I assume you'd be heading for my breasts, which of course leads to nipples
(7:38:59 am)NotScutter:straight to the nipples?
(7:39:10 am)AnotherBurd:not necessarily
(7:39:20 am)NotScutter:what if I payed attention to the underneath and sides of your breasts, too
(7:39:38 am)AnotherBurd:then you'd score bonus points
(7:39:39 am)NotScutter:and that may necessitate the involvement of some heavy licking
(7:39:48 am)AnotherBurd:hehe
(7:40:26 am)NotScutter:what kind of attention should your nipples get? hmmm...
(7:41:08 am)AnotherBurd:I wish they were still pierced
(7:41:49 am)NotScutter:if they were still pierced, what would be the nicest lip, teeth or tongue treatment for them?
(7:42:11 am)AnotherBurd:tugging on them would be best
(7:42:37 am)NotScutter:shivers?
(7:43:04 am)AnotherBurd:definitely
(7:44:43 am)NotScutter:normally i carve a kissed and nibbled path from the nipples to belly button, to lower abs, to mons, to labia
(7:45:00 am)NotScutter:but i imagine the nature of that path depends on other variables, too
(7:45:26 am)AnotherBurdrobably, but I can't imagine anything getting in your way if that's what you really want to do
(7:47:39 am)NotScutter:i'ts nice if you're already lubricating. it would be lovely to see how you taste. do you feel the shivers in your vulva? have the shivers you've gotten so far excited you?
(7:48:12 am)AnotherBurd:shivers are always exciting... and I am pretty wet
(7:48:26 am)AnotherBurd:I'm often wet
(7:48:58 am)NotScutter:so you must know how you taste
(7:49:09 am)AnotherBurd:I love how I taste
(7:50:02 am)NotScutter:sweet? salty?
(7:50:16 am)AnotherBurdf course salty, but a little sweet too
(7:51:11 am)NotScutter:sorry... I'm just imagining you with your fingers grabbing a taste from beneath your underwear
(7:51:34 am)AnotherBurd:heh, you caught me
(7:52:03 am)NotScutter:so you've had your fingers in your pussy while we've been talking?
(7:52:23 am)AnotherBurd:you asked how I taste, I had to give a fair assessment

 

[rettucs]

part 2 - I'll leave it at that for now

(7:53:29 am)NotScutter:that's okay, it's certainly a nice image
(7:54:07 am)AnotherBurd:I'll be right back, okay?
(7:54:13 am)NotScutterkay
(7:59:14 am)AnotherBurdkay, sorry
(7:59:16 am)AnotherBurd:had to forage
(7:59:36 am)NotScutter:ahh
(8:00:18 am)AnotherBurd:so aaaanyway
(8:01:16 am)NotScutter:what makes you wet so often?
(8:02:16 am)AnotherBurd:I'm kind of a nymph
(8:02:22 am)AnotherBurd:lots of things turn me on
(8:02:47 am)NotScutter:interesting
(8:02:58 am)NotScutter:like what kinds of things?
(8:03:38 am)AnotherBurd:like... wearing certain outfits or seeing someone attractive and imagining what I'd do to them
(8:04:35 am)NotScutter:what if you're wearing one of those outfits and you're actually doing it to them?
(8:04:58 am)AnotherBurd:then I'd be soaked
(8:05:23 am)NotScutter:what kind of outfit gets you started?
(8:05:40 am)AnotherBurdnes with very short skirts
(8:05:55 am)NotScutter:why very short skirts?
(8:06:20 am)AnotherBurd:they're fun, and I kind of like the idea that someone might accidentally see my ass
(8:07:15 am)NotScutter:they're also easier to deal with in certain situations
(8:07:21 am)NotScutter:so they're more practical
(8:07:41 am)AnotherBurd:exactly
(8:08:16 am)NotScutter:what kind of garment is your top?
(8:09:08 am)AnotherBurd:anything from a tshirt to a tank top
(8:09:31 am)AnotherBurd:I like showing cleavage though
(8:09:55 am)NotScutter:i bet that's a treat
(8:10:43 am)NotScutter:what are you doing to the guy then?
(8:10:53 am)NotScutter:in this combination
(8:11:16 am)AnotherBurd:hehe, I like how you assume it's a guy
(8:11:32 am)NotScutter:well your profile says straight
(8:11:52 am)NotScutter:but now that I know...
(8:12:03 am)NotScutter:what are you doing to the girl?
(8:12:13 am)AnotherBurd:I like kissing girls... that's all really
(8:12:29 am)AnotherBurd:I was just teeeasing you. In the scenario, it's a boy
(8:12:48 am)NotScutter:hehehe. get my blood pumping
(8:12:57 am)AnotherBurd: why?
(8:13:09 am)NotScutter:the thought of you in that outfit kissing a girl?
(8:13:19 am)AnotherBurd:lol
(8:13:50 am)AnotherBurd:take me barhopping, it just might happen
(8:14:13 am)NotScutter:intriguing...
(8:14:53 am)AnotherBurd:me in your lap, grinding against you... that's a lot more likely
(8:15:32 am)NotScutter:that sounds fun. especially if you were soaked
(8:16:05 am)AnotherBurd:I would be... but if I'm wearing a tiny skirt and I'm soaked... it might get a little messy for you
(8:16:50 am)NotScutter:I don't mind messy. besides it would be nice to taste you on you, in your mouth
(8:17:40 am)NotScutter:wait aren't you wearing underwear under that skirt?
(8:17:58 am)AnotherBurdrobably a thong or something meshy
(8:19:03 am)NotScutter:what else would you do that guy (me)?
(8:20:05 am)AnotherBurd:let's assume I'm not particularly drunk... I'd be finding out what you like
(8:21:33 am)NotScutter:i like seeing what you feel like, stroking or groping most of your body in bits
(8:21:55 am)AnotherBurd:^.^ I'm up for that
(8:23:05 am)NotScutter:i like kissing everywhere around your pussy. I like biting the insides of your legs.
(8:23:15 am)AnotherBurdnly around?
(8:23:42 am)NotScutter:well, then I might start licking and biting your outer lips
(8:24:02 am)AnotherBurd:I just shivered all over again
(8:24:45 am)NotScutter:then i'd spreat your pussy open with my hands and spread out my tongue soft and flat
(8:25:01 am)NotScutter:i'm almost drooling
(8:25:20 am)AnotherBurd:hehehe, good
(8:25:41 am)AnotherBurd:so teasing me turns you on?
(8:25:53 am)NotScutter:definitely
(8:26:12 am)AnotherBurd:how much?
(8:27:00 am)NotScutter:i would stop licking your pussy as i noticed you getting ready to come and simply breathe on your clit
(8:27:14 am)NotScutter:until you calmed down
(8:27:27 am)NotScutterr screamed at me
(8:27:35 am)NotScutter:then i'd gradually build you up again
(8:28:15 am)AnotherBurd:lol, I'd definitely wind up screaming at you
(8:28:38 am)NotScutter:mmm exciting
(8:30:08 am)AnotherBurd:you might have to tie me down to keep me from pouncing you
(8:30:48 am)NotScutter:i was just wondering what would be good to keep you from grabbing my ears and using my face like a shower head
(8:31:29 am)AnotherBurd:nah, I'd tangle my fingers in your hair
(8:31:38 am)NotScutteruch
(8:31:47 am)NotScutter:then you're going to have to be spread eagle
(8:31:48 am)AnotherBurd:nooo, not hard
(8:31:55 am)NotScutterh whew
(8:32:05 am)AnotherBurdh I already would be...
(8:33:17 am)NotScutter:but without any kind of restraint you could still pounce me
(8:33:54 am)AnotherBurd:it would be very tempting
(8:34:27 am)NotScutter:so what do you like?
(8:35:14 am)AnotherBurd:mmm, I love feeling your hands on me, everywhere
(8:36:08 am)NotScutter:where most?
(8:36:37 am)AnotherBurd:grabbing my ass, squeezing my breasts
(8:37:22 am)NotScutter:mmm
(8:37:33 am)NotScutter:would you mind if i humped your leg a tiny bit? lol
(8:38:13 am)AnotherBurd:haha, it would be perfectly appropriate if you really were being playful
(8:39:13 am)NotScutterf course. it just feels nice as i'm touching you
(8:39:26 am)AnotherBurd:I seeee
(8:40:27 am)NotScutter:what are your hands doing as I'm squeezing you?
(8:41:05 am)AnotherBurd:exploring your chest, your shoulders, your back...
(8:43:39 am)NotScutter:don't forget my tummy or my butt
(8:43:54 am)AnotherBurd:mm, of course
(8:45:13 am)NotScutter:anywhere else your hands are headed if they like where they explore?
(8:45:41 am)AnotherBurd:further south of your tummy
(8:46:29 am)NotScutter:that sounds fun
(8:46:58 am)AnotherBurd:I am curious...
(8:47:16 am)NotScutter:what about?
(8:47:49 am)AnotherBurd:if I'd like what I'd find there
(8:48:43 am)NotScutter:that could be fun too
(8:49:13 am)AnotherBurd:do you shave?
(8:49:34 am)NotScutter:no, never have. do you?
(8:49:44 am)AnotherBurd:since I was 12
(8:49:58 am)AnotherBurd:hmm, do you trim?
(8:50:09 am)NotScutternce or twice
(8:50:16 am)NotScutter:i mean ever
(8:50:28 am)AnotherBurd.O
(8:50:35 am)AnotherBurd:fuzzy boy
(8:50:57 am)NotScutter:yah, it's not a jungle or anything, but it's substantial
(8:51:13 am)AnotherBurd:lol
(8:51:56 am)NotScutter:is it hard for you to shave yourself it seems dangerous
(8:52:19 am)AnotherBurd:nope, though knicks do happen
(8:52:50 am)NotScutter:why do you like to be bald down there?
(8:53:14 am)AnotherBurd:it's smooth and fun to touch, plus pubes itch
(8:53:37 am)NotScutter:not after they're all grown out... well only if you have crabs
(8:53:48 am)NotScutter:i agree with smooth and fun to touch though
(8:54:01 am)NotScutter:easier to lick thoroughly
(8:54:14 am)AnotherBurd:mmm, true
(8:55:11 am)NotScutter:hey, i gotta get to bed.
(8:55:20 am)NotScutter:thanks for talking though. it was fun
(8:55:29 am)AnotherBurd:waaait
(8:55:33 am)AnotherBurd:do you have aim?
(8:55:50 am)NotScutter:uhh yeah
(8:55:56 am)NotScutter:NotScutterCeler
(8:56:07 am)AnotherBurdkey, catch ya later then
(8:56:13 am)NotScutter:k. late

 

[Pantone247]

scutter mills and blooms called, you got the gig

 

[the strange guy]

I'm starting up my OkCupid account again.

 

[jillface]

scutter mills and blooms called, you got the gig

mills and boon.

tote obv scut.

 

[rettucs]

I'm starting up my OkCupid account again.

I can PM you those burds' real usernames if you want

 

[the strange guy]

NO THANKS
I LOVE THE THRILL OF THE HUNT