Internet dating/dating agencies (1 Viewer)

[classic seanc]

eep!


Hi guys

 

[#10-7]

i used one once.
i set it up when i was about 21 so, and forgot about it.
one day i got a mail saying i had a message, i opened it and a girl sent me a nice mail, saying she liked my profile.
so i mailed back, i didn't have a photo or anything so we didn't know what each other looked like. We got on really well, and eventually after about month of to-ing and fro-ing we sent pics of each other and decided to meet up.
i walked into the busy cafe, looking around, then behind me a woman called my name, i looked around, and sitting there was possibly the largest person i'd ever seen in real life. She'd sent me a head shot of her from a few years back, and well, the date was a little odd from then on. i was a little shocked to be honest.
she's a nice girl, we still chat, but no romance ever occurred...

 

[roxy]

she's a nice girl, we still chat, but no romance ever occurred...

You just don't know - she could've been filthy hot in the sack.

 

[ICUH8N]

I get winks or smiles (or whatever they're called) and messages fairly regularly from clean-cut young men on Friendster.

 

[#10-7]

You just don't know - she could've been filthy hot in the sack.

oh no, i said there was no romance, i still rode the shit out of her, like.

 

[roxy]

oh no, i said there was no romance, i still rode the shit out of her, like.

She agreed to anal on the first date?

You're more suave than I give you credit for, pet.

 

[roxy]

She agreed to anal on the first date?

You're more suave than I give you credit for, pet.

Haha deadly... Hay Kayron, check this - I was derepped mysteriously for the above post with the following comment

"shameless ego-massaging of guys online = tedious"

Gas shit!

Completely missing the point buh....

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

That was me.

 

[Bellatrix]

I was derepped mysteriously for the above post with the following comment...

It's way too Sunday for character assassinations.

 

[classic seanc]

interesting

 

[HugableRach]

Wow you guys are fucked up.

 

[Pantone247]

Wow you guys are fucked up.

he's got a point y'know...

 

[Hector Grey]

Wow you guys are fucked up.

reasonable point

 

[Franco]

moot point

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

Wow you guys are fucked up.

how did you find this thread? its years old like.... you would have wanted to have been searching for it.....which i think is more fucked up.....

 

[jane]

he's got a point y'know...

I reckon 'Rach' is a she.

It warms me a little bit on my insides when someone registers on the site just to dredge up a two-year old thread to tell us we're screwy, as if it's news.

 

[Pantone247]

I reckon 'Rach' is a she.

no way, I can totally tell a girl on the interflash

and this fella is totally a fella

 

[jane]

no way, I can totally tell a girl on the interflash

and this fella is totally a fella

Smells a little like UMG to me. Well, it smells more like UMG than it does Oliver Plunkett's dessicated breath.

 

[Pantone247]

Smells a little like UMG to me. Well, it smells more like UMG than it does Oliver Plunkett's dessicated breath.

UMG???

Underage Man Guy?

anyway I'm pretty convinced that Hugablerach was meant to be Hugable Ranch but just typed it in all wrong such was his hurry to tell us (you) how fucked in the head we (you) all are. (you).

 

[jane]

UMG???

Underage Man Guy?

anyway I'm pretty convinced that Hugablerach was meant to be Hugable Ranch but just typed it in all wrong such was his hurry to tell us (you) how fucked in the head we (you) all are. (you).

I'm wondering if Hugable was meant to be Huggable or if indeed Hugable is something with the ability to become huge, but that doesn't make sense, either. Or maybe it's like how the Digable Planets spelled it.

Still, it could be ranch-related. (You) could be correct.