piratecore
New Member
aha! you've met me then. i probably would enjoy sticking a my little pony up my hole, when im bored i stick most things up there, and your little pony would probably be infinitely more satisfying than your spot covered, hairless, underdeveloped proto-penis. i am, as you have stated, stylish as fuck and have many studs on my clothes, if i walked past you, decked out in my punk rock finery, your significant other would follow me down the street, drooling with lust, until i informed them about the putrid state of their face/ beergut/ genital health and told them they are better bringing some small (and i mean small) ammount of happiness to the miserable existence of a misshapen troglodyte like yourself. pathetic badges and obscure band patches??? go fuck yourself. i like the bands i like, i dont like them to impress people and i dont give a fuck what you think of them, and yes i know rancid are so last year as you've now all discovered crusty hardcore. well done you're a real punk now, kill yourself and get buried in your jacket and motorcycle boots.
p.s. i dont have dreadlocks because im not a fucking crusty
p.p.s. im not fucked on glue at the minute, but i hope i meet you when i am so i can mock you until you cry
p.p.p.s. biting smackhead equals cheeky dead smackhead
