Worst film you've ever seen (1 Viewer)

[Mormon Nailer]

Love Actually

Martine McCutcheon, Kiera Knightly Hugh Grant and lots of cover you head with a cushion I can't watch I'm so embarassed for them moments - whats not to like - seriously. I have a sneaky soft spot for this one.

 

[Diddles]

Moulin (fucking) Rouge
Cabaret
Love Actually
Bridget Jones (the hedge of raisins)

But, but, but, Moulin Rouge is a VISUAL FEAST, allegedly.

And them Bridget Jones fillums, like she wears knickers like what real women wear and stuff and gets hot flushes. It's like watching your OWN SELF if you were a fucked up red-faced oulwan in a fillum!!!11


Seriously though. Stay away from Cabaret.

A: ::clef::Tomorrow belongs,
tomorrow belongs,
tomorrow belongs to me!::clef::

B: Michael York

C: Two Ladies! .|..|

 

[Goff]

But, but, but, Moulin Rouge is a VISUAL FEAST, allegedly.

And them Bridget Jones fillums, like she wears knickers like what real women wear and stuff and gets hot flushes. It's like watching your OWN SELF if you were a fucked up red-faced oulwan in a fillum!!!11


Seriously though. Stay away from Cabaret.

A: ::clef::Tomorrow belongs,
tomorrow belongs,
tomorrow belongs to me!::clef::

B: Michael York

C: Two Ladies! .|..|

For the first time ever I'm going to disagree with you.

Bar Bridget Jones, obviously.

And possibly Mick York.

At the risk of getting in touch with my Steamer side (no offence, RSJ), they're gas movies, both.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Final Destination
Office Space
Breakfast on Pluto
The Weatherman (especially Michael Caine's atrocious American acccent)
Run Fatboy, Run
A Cock and Bull Story
Shirley Valentine
You've Got Mail
Kate and Leopold
Whichever of the Resisdent Evil films I saw
All Guy Ritchie

Just realising how many poxy "chick" films I've sat through. Must smack my sisters.

 

[RSJ]

Final destination and office space are both great films.

 

[Yurn!]

Office Space

Yes! I forgot about that one. Overrated, insipid, charmless piece of fucking shit.

 

[Yurn!]

Oh Oh. Yurn! and RSJ are gonna go at it!!!!

 

[RSJ]

Bring it bitch. Office space had the best comedy boss ever, plus the awesome neighbour dude and the scene where they killed that printer. Final Destination is throwaway teen horror redeemed only by the sweet death scenes. I preferr FD2 (the fucken opening scene dude, schweet) but both are great for putting on while drinking to ignore until someone gets disemboweled/dismembered/disenfranchised (ok maybe not the last one).

 

[Anthony]

office space shouldn't be in this thread.

 

[Yurn!]

yeah it should be in the 'films even worse than Garden State' thread.

 

[hermie]

Martine McCutcheon, Kiera Knightly Hugh Grant and lots of cover you head with a cushion I can't watch I'm so embarassed for them moments - whats not to like - seriously. I have a sneaky soft spot for this one.

and Alan Rickman's slutty secretary :heart:

 

[Mitchum]

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Kingdom Of The Spiders. Hmm. Actually William Shatner's woeful acting is kinda funny in this. Ditto his 'recently-shat pants' walk.

Actually Kingdom Of The Spiders is a must-see low-budget horror. It is shit though.

 

[Ferox13]

Kingdom Of The Spiders. Hmm. Actually William Shatner's woeful acting is kinda funny in this. Ditto his 'recently-shat pants' walk.

Actually Kingdom Of The Spiders is a must-see low-budget horror. It is shit though.

Not to mention the obvious fear the actors show as spiders are tossed onto them..

Its also the worse spider snuff movie - ever. Buy they stamp on em, hit with sticks and drive over them in their cars!!!

 

[Unclealo]

office space shouldn't be in this thread.

Its a great movie. 28 Weeks later should be in this thread. Great first 10 minutes, fucking rubbish afterwards.

 

[Nate Champion]

Can't be bothered reading this thread.

'Interview with a vampire' sticks out for me, although anything directed by Neil Jordan is pretty dire.

'Peggy Sue got married', 'far from the madding crowd', 'Jarhead'.

Fucking hell - 'Clerks 2', hateful characters, poor awl Rosario Dawson, crass witless humour and then trying for this pathetic stab at sincerity as if anyone could possibly give a fuck about any of those characters.

So many others though.

 

[Goodbye]

'Peggy Sue got married'

You sir, are wrong.

 

[Ferox13]

28 Weeks later should be in this thread. Great first 10 minutes, fucking rubbish afterwards.

So you cannot think of a single other film thats worse than 28 weeks later?

 

[Jill Hives]

What was the film made by Nick Cave with Guy Peirce? That was woeful. I couldn't even finish watching it.

 

[evil bandit]

What was the film made by Nick Cave with Guy Peirce? That was woeful. I couldn't even finish watching it.

The Proposition. I liked it although there wasn't much of a story to it, it did look and feel amazing, really gave you an idea of what it was like back then.

 

[Ferox13]

I liked it too. Great camera/sound track etc..

The Fly Wrangler shoulda got an oscar for that film..