Worst film you've ever seen (1 Viewer)

[RSJ]

Death to Smoochie. Why was this film even made? Terrible stuff.

Honourable mention - Peter Jackson's King Kong.

 

[Diddles]

Death to Smoochie. Why was this film even made? Terrible stuff.

Honourable mention - Peter Jackson's King Kong.

I'd agree with you on King Kong, it's unbeleivably desperate.

The Lord of the rings is a pile of shite as well.

Pushing Tin is up there as well.

 

[Vinnie]

Chasing Amy

 

[Thebeard]

10 Things I Hate about You

 

[RSJ]

The Lord of the rings is a pile of shite as well.

Have tried to watch the first LOTR now about six times. I can see the appeal but all this goblins and spells and olde english bullshit bores the crap out of me.

 

[Space]

I enjoyed death to smoochie.

 

[Yurn!]

Garden State.
Ordinary Decent Criminal.

Everything by Kevin Smith.
Everything by Brett Ratner.

 

[Gambra]

Almost anything Kevin Costner has been in. Had a huge argument about this yesterday at work when I declared Waterworld to be awful.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

kpax was shite

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

 

[Yurn!]

The 3rd one is easily one of the worst films in history.

 

[magicbastarder]

what dreams may come.

 

[classic seanc]

Spose Pearl Harbour would be the obvious one. It is really bad though.

I disliked Hulk, Hard Candy, Crash, Babel, Da Vinci Code.
That Kevin Smith guy, meh.

There all ones I thought would be decent but weren't.

 

[Ferox13]

Unless you've seen A Night to Dismember* then you have no idea what a really bad film is..The bizzare direction/editing/soundtrack etc not to mention Doris Wishman's patent 'dubbing' technique make this a weird celluloid nightmare. It makes Ed Wood's stuff look competent..To make matters worse, this was pretty much the last film of a nearly 30 film career. How did she not learn a single thing....


*I'm excluding stuff not shot on film as there's so many z-grade Camcorder home movies these days.....

 

[Wilbert]

in reverse order;

3. Love, Actually.
2. Lady In The Water.
1. Clerks II.

 

[jane]

Garden State.

Oh, Jesus wept. I fell asleep about an hour into it. Actually, I didn't fall asleep, I slipped into a temporary coma brought on by PURE MISERY.

Also:

Renaissance (Christian Volkman, please EAT MY SHITE)
Something with Nicholas Cage where he plays an angel. Oh god.
The Matrix. Had to shut it off an hour into it because I thought the whole experience might become fatal for the TV.

 

[Yurn!]

there's so many z-grade Camcorder home movies these days.....

The zenith of which is Mikey Graham 'behicle' FATAL DEVIATION.

It's the Citizen Kane of mentally retarded camcorder fare.

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

The 3rd one is easily one of the worst films in history.

I thought the first one already was. One of the only films I've ever thought of walking out of but didn't cause i had nothing else to do.

The Civilization of Maxwell Bright is the other one actually.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0299135/
Jesus, I couldn't find anything remotely good in that one. Must've been embarassing for the main actor to tour doing the q&a sessions which happened in the screening i was at too in the film festival here, to a film that has no merit at all and his claim to fame being "that one dude who was in a couple of seinfeld episodes". Had to run away before the q&a

 

[frona]

Gone in 60 Seconds.

I also agree that Crash (the racism one, not the sex one) was terrible auld shite, but not the worst film ever made.

 

[Wilbert]

The Matrix. Had to shut it off an hour into it because I thought the whole experience might become fatal for the TV.

If you didn't like The Matrix, DO NOT watch the sequels.