Worst film you've ever seen (2 Viewers)

[HMD]

Lost in Translation.

 

[Yurn!]

I also agree that Crash (the racism one, not the sex one) was terrible auld shite, but not the worst film ever made.

it's soundtrack is good, but that's all i can say in it's favour. well, that and that Matt Dillon is always awesome.

 

[jane]

If you didn't like The Matrix, DO NOT watch the sequels.

Don't worry, I don't plan to. I hope I never even see any of them by accident.

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF KEANU?

Bill and Ted was great, buh.

 

[magicbastarder]

The Matrix. Had to shut it off an hour into it because I thought the whole experience might become fatal for the TV.

you have no soul.

 

[Yurn!]

god i love this thread.

 

[jane]

you have no soul.

Souls are burdensome little fuckers.

 

[bogmanfan]

Some lowlights

The Football Factory - I hate everything with that 'geezer' Danny Dyer.
Clerks II - Just so bad, even a super-hot Rosario Dawson couldn't save it.
Spin the Bottle - Oh my god, was that shite.
Breakfast on Pluto

I'm sure I'll think of more.

 

[magicbastarder]

cool world was so bad, even my brother couldn't watch it.

 

[therealjohnny]

Almost anything Kevin Costner has been in. Had a huge argument about this yesterday at work when I declared Waterworld to be awful.

Waterworld..I seem to watch it every time it comes on tv..i enjoy it up to about midway through when it all turns shite and I curse myself for imagining that maybe this time it'll be better

A good movie featuring Kevin Costner is No Way Out

 

[Diddles]

Something with Nicholas Cage where he plays an angel. Oh god.

Mostly anything with the Cage fella in it is poxy. Except for Con Air.

I also agree that Crash (the racism one, not the sex one) was terrible auld shite, but not the worst film ever made.

Oh my God, what a dreadful film.

 

[jane]

cool world was so bad, even my brother couldn't watch it.

What's wrong with your brother?

 

[Ferox13]

The zenith of which is Mikey Graham 'behicle' FATAL DEVIATION.

That is an excellent...Prolly the best Kenpo film to come out
of Trim evar!!!

But seriously I do love it - at no stage is the film boring. Bizzarre,
stupid etc maybe but at no stage is it boring. You have to see shite
fests like Zombie Blood bath 3 to under dtand true camcorder drek..

 

[jane]

Strangers with Candy.

Worst shite possible, but made much worse because I know that Amy Sedaris and Stephen Colbert and all sorts of people who were in it are actually hilarious. How could so many funny people get it so wrong?

 

[george mcfly]

i can't believe no one has mentioned The Wicker Man remake

or the Omen remake

oh man... :-o

 

[magicbastarder]

What's wrong with your brother?

low standards.

 

[george mcfly]

Zombie Doom

german film.. one guy does the dubbing for the entire thing, all the different voices

 

[magicbastarder]

i can't believe no one has mentioned The Wicker Man remake

or the wicker man itself.
or don't look now.

 

[photon]

Dodgeball is the easily one of the worst films I've ever seen. It's certainly my most hated film of the last 10 years.

 

[therealjohnny]

or the wicker man itself.
or don't look now.

 

[george mcfly]

or the wicker man itself.
or don't look now.

The Wicker Man is amazing