Worst film you've ever seen (1 Viewer)

[Yurn!]

or the wicker man itself.
or don't look now.

You want the 'most awesome movies ever' thread!

 

[magicbastarder]

The Wicker Man is amazing

it is in its hole.
those two films were incredibly disappointing.

 

[RSJ]

I also agree that Crash (the racism one, not the sex one) was terrible auld shite, but not the worst film ever made.

It's shiteness is increased by how everyone thought it was so important and amazing, whereas it was in fact, a shiny turd.

Mostly anything with the Cage fella in it is poxy. Except for Con Air.

I still have a soft spot for cage from Raising Arizona. His recent output has been terrible however.



Oh and how could i forget this pointless piece of shite:

i also found this to be incredibly unfunny and amazingly homophobic at the same time

 

[george mcfly]

has anyone ever seen Flesh Gordon 2?

 

[La La]

North

 

[george mcfly]

why would anyone set themselves up for the inevitable box office disaster of making a Robin Williams comedy?

 

[Alan Remorse]

Zombie Doom

german film.. one guy does the dubbing for the entire thing, all the different voices

Andreas Schnass.
Did the other Violent Shit movies too (Zombie Doom is actually Violent Shit 3).
Absolutely terrible, unwatchable movies.

The DVD I have of Zombie Doom also has an earlier movie he made which is actually, beyond all doubt, the worst film I have ever seen.

He also remade Anthropophagus, but I haven't seen it.

 

[evil bandit]

For what it's worth I though Death to Smoochy was great.

Baise Moi is probably the worst film I've ever seen and Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo is the only film I've ever walked out on

The Football Factory - I hate everything with that 'geezer' Danny Dyer.

I saw this last year and still can't get over how bad it was

i can't believe no one has mentioned The Wicker Man remake

I second that emotion.

 

[magicbastarder]

Oh and how could i forget this pointless piece of shite:

oh yeah - that film with jack black as a mexican wrestler, the title of which my brain has purged.

 

[Yurn!]

at no stage is the film boring.

i'm scared. you're serious.

whilst being intimidated into not winning a local tournament by local thugs, our hero recieves a note that reads 'LOOSE OR ELSE'.

 

[george mcfly]

Andreas Schnass.
Did the other Violent Shit movies too (Zombie Doom is actually Violent Shit 3).
Absolutely terrible, unwatchable movies.

The DVD I have of Zombie Doom also has an earlier movie he made which is actually, beyond all doubt, the worst film I have ever seen.

He also remade Anthropophagus, but I haven't seen it.

Zombie 90?

 

[therealjohnny]

it is in its hole.
those two films were incredibly disappointing.

Pete can you add to the charter " Boarders who do not like the Wickerman are all sorts of wrong and will be banned until such time as they realise this"

 

[Yurn!]

why would anyone set themselves up for the inevitable box office disaster of making a Robin Williams comedy?

he's all nice and sad with a beard though.

 

[magicbastarder]

last days.
it's not too often i go to a film and have my intelligence insulted, but van sant managed it.

 

[Deleted member 3435]

Some lowlights

Spin the Bottle* - Oh my god, was that shite.

Breakfast on Pluto**

I'm sure I'll think of more.

*oh jesus yes.

***God no!

And fatal deviation is great. Haven't seen in it years though. Gave my copy on lend to someone who moved to London.

"LOOSE OR ELSE"

 

[evil bandit]

last days.
it's not too often i go to a film and have my intelligence insulted, but van sant managed it.

That reminds me 'Elephant' was a can of piss.

 

[jane]

Dogville=Dogshite

And the follow up? Lasted about ten minutes and could take no more.

 

[jane]

That reminds me 'Elephant' was a can of piss.

I didn't think it was a total can of piss, but I can't say I thought it was particularly good.

 

[Vinnie]

The Wicker Man is a ridiculously amazing movie. It's definitely one of my favourite movies of all time.

And yeah, Breakfast On Pluto is an affront to humanity. As is Sweety Barrett and Me, Myself & Irene.

 

[Alan Remorse]

Zombie 90?

That's the one! Guff!