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[Psychotic no 2]

*****

I'm moving out of my apartment and need somewhere to live and am looking for someone to share with.
Me: easy-going.
You: easy-going too. Yo.

Please PM me if anyone knows of anyone or anywhere.

 

[Keeror]

Does 'easy-going' mean 'doesn't do washing-up'?

 

[billygannon]

Originally posted by Keeror
Does 'easy-going' mean 'doesn't do washing-up'?

If that's the case, then count me out.

Ahem! AHEM!

 

[Theseus Mock]

if both of the lads are easy going, then no-one does the washing-up. Think of the filth of the place. More like she was evicted from her current place.

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Wha! Let's just everybody stop speculating here. I wasn't evicted. I DO do the washing up. I am easy-going AND tidy (not an oxymoron).
To me easy-going means you can play music when you want - within reason obviously; you can have friends over if you want; you can lie on the couch in your knickers without condemnation; basically, you can let your stomach hang out and LIVE. Of course, farts are never tolerated. Nobody's that easy-going.
BTW I should probably mention now that I've found someone to live with and she's easy-going and tidy too - NO WAY. Where do you find these people

 

[MDR]

Good luck. Easy going tidy chicks are hard to find. She's bound to be faking either one of the two qualities.

 

[billygannon]

Originally posted by Psychotic no 2
Of course, farts are never tolerated. Nobody's that easy-going.

They are tolerable if you say "Taxi" after letting your bottom speak up for itself...

you bottom-ist you

 

[silo]

i never understood that, t'b'honest.

Originally posted by billygannon
They are tolerable if you say "Taxi" after letting your bottom speak up for itself...

you bottom-ist you

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Psychotic no 2
Of course, farts are never tolerated. Nobody's that easy-going.

funnily enough in all me years of living with dozens of various folk in different houses around the country the worst offender for farting, in both frequency and volume, was a girl.

She belched as well and would go into hysterics when she producded a praticularly foul one. Protest to this would ussually be met with "fuck off"

she's one of my best mates like, but jesus....

 

[billygannon]

Did she ever grimmage when farting?

Or did she ever adjust her seating position to allow more audible fartage?

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Originally posted by billygannon
Or did she ever adjust her seating position to allow more audible fartage?

That is *so* Les Battersby.

Do you think we should open this discussion up to the general board? Could be the 'original thought' we've been needing...Pardon me.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by billygannon
Did she ever grimmage when farting?

Or did she ever adjust her seating position to allow more audible fartage?

if you mean did she throw her legs above her head so everyone in the room can get full effect... then yes, on occasion.

I have to reiterate, a lovely lovely girl...

farts like a trucker

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Psychotic no 2
...Pardon me.

did you fart?

 

[Psychotic no 2]

What's it they say?...wherever you may be let your air blow free?

 

[Anthony]

Does she light them?

 

[Theseus Mock]

Originally posted by Anthony
Does she light them?

Apparently there's a French Fart Society who take pride in the fact they can use their anuses as blow torches.


Here is the guide from http://pub45.ezboard.com/fmindfulwisdomfrm15.showMessage?topicID=481.topic

Lighting farts -- swell fun for the whole family!
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Try this experiment:

Eat a bunch of beans (or simply pick a time when are feeling particularly flatulent!) and wait until dark -- this is especially fun when gathered around a campfire or barbecue... or on the 4th of July... or simply sitting around your living room getting blotto!

Grab a lighter and wait until you feel ready to fire a hefty kablat!

Just before you "break wind," position yourself appropriately for the benefit of the excited onlookers and light the lighter, holding it up close to your -- well, if you can't figure this part out yourself, you probably shouldn't be playing with a lighter in the first place!

When you fart, the gas will ignite, shooting out a flame the size and duration of which is determined by the size and duration of the you-know-what -- they can be quite impressive, and I know of one case where the "human torch" reached such monumental proportions that he ignited his underwear!

In effect, you are turning yourself into a "human, organic mini flame thrower."

This REALLY works -- and the effect on an audience of neophytes is absolutely astounding!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

My mate Eamon always says

"Better a clean house than a dirty lodger"
or
"Better an empty house than a dirty lodger"

when he farts in public

 

[old]

Har.
Wait'll I see Cassidy next.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by old
Har.
Wait'll I see Cassidy next.

oh don't you go getting me in trouble Jossington

it was another one... the one that had the wee fella since

Casso is a delight to live with, a delight I tells ya

 

[Wooly]

I was in d'pictures with the farter you speak of recently

She blasts one out, and I SWEAR TO GOD hannibal lecter looked out of the screen at her in disdain.