Where Do We Draw the Line? (1 Viewer)

egg_ said:
So, anybody ever seen Secretary?
You and your friend need to find a safer way to satisfy your sexual quirks, darknothing. I suggest sexual intercourse
heh heh heh :) like you've ever even kissed a nipple egg.
 
well you won't be able to finger paint, pick your nose or play this little piggy went to the market, therefore bad idea.
 
Can you hear me?

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I'd recommend scrabble. It's deadly and if you find some like minded friends to play with you, you will have no need for those crazy antics. Or if this fails to quell yr woes a good old fashioned game of Risk! and the best thing about it is, if you've already done something nutty you don't need all yr digits to play them, actually maybe you need some cos those tiles are tricky fuckers to pick upwithout fingers. ah forget it. back to the drawing board on this one.
 
broken arm said:
hi thumped.

how much are you willing to pay me to cut off my arm? i'll donate the money to mor castle.

ktankxbye

x

brokey

sorry armsy, but the mor situation is no joke
cop on
 
Zeelander said:
the sooner you eat an amputated digit, the greater the likelihood of it growing back.
I cut a slice off my finger lately while cuttting up covers for Stoat CDs - knife slipped, I saw some blood and thought " oh shit I've cut myself ... and what's THAT??" and then without thinking picked up the little piece of flesh, threw it in my mouth and swallowed it. What a fucking surprise :eek:
 
egg_ said:
I cut a slice off my finger lately while cuttting up covers for Stoat CDs - knife slipped, I saw some blood and thought " oh shit I've cut myself ... and what's THAT??" and then without thinking picked up the little piece of flesh, threw it in my mouth and swallowed it. What a fucking surprise :eek:
what's the surprise, that it wasn't in fact flesh?
 

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