The 'most amazing girl' thread (6 Viewers)

[Ed]

Natalie Portman ? isnt she like 15 ?? then again you know what they say ..old enough to hold a knife and fork.....

she's in her early 20's

 

[jane]

agreed. is this thread sexist?

Oh, Hag, [shakes head], don't get me started. I don't want to ruin everyone's fun. Besides, we all look like Audrey Tatou on the internet.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Natalie Portman ? isnt she like 15 ?? then again you know what they say ..old enough to hold a knife and fork.....

she was, now shes a lady.

 

[jane]

..old enough to hold a knife and fork.....

I used to know a guy whose line was, "Old enough to sit at the table, old enough to eat..."

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Oh, Hag, [shakes head], don't get me started. I don't want to ruin everyone's fun. Besides, we all look like Audrey Tatou on the internet.

ok, well here's what i think. girls 'objectify' guys ALL the time. you need to sort out your own laundry before you go telling us we have food on ours.

ZING-A-ZING, hag's being bold. don't react.

 

[Ed]

Oh, Hag, [shakes head], don't get me started. I don't want to ruin everyone's fun. Besides, we all look like Audrey Tatou on the internet.

here, you're still on for this competition right?

 

[guy of the tiger]

but people are posting hunky dude pictures aswell so its sexist against everyone! so its ok.

Oh, Hag, [shakes head], don't get me started. I don't want to ruin everyone's fun. Besides, we all look like Audrey Tatou on the internet.

 

[Krocapile]

Hey it works for me on a Monday nite in Coppers....the version I heard ends with ...
...Old enough to eat meat !

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I tried to give you rep points for that, but Thumped wouldn't let me.

You can see my pelvic bones, though*.

*on an x-ray.

i'm totally serious. there's something unwholesome about people who don't get passionate about food. and the skinnier a person gets, the more time they spend in front of a mirror. it's all wrong.

 

[jane]

don't react.

Grrrrrroooooaaaan.

Anyway, if I don't want to read something on the internet that I think is a bit silly, I don't have to read it. If people want to go posting pictures of movie stars they think are hot, and I don't want to see, I don't have to look. It's all about context. Besides, I'm all slathered in salad dressing, so what do I care?

(Is that a reaction?)

 

[jane]

here, you're still on for this competition right?

This Miss UCD thing?

Do I need a party piece?

Ever hear of Le Petomane?

He was my teacher.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Grrrrrroooooaaaan.

Anyway, if I don't want to read something on the internet that I think is a bit silly, I don't have to read it. If people want to go posting pictures of movie stars they think are hot, and I don't want to see, I don't have to look. It's all about context. Besides, I'm all slathered in salad dressing, so what do I care?

(Is that a reaction?)

hee hee hee c'est le weekend (uh)!!!

 

[taubstumm]

i tried to resist posting this, but in the end i thought i might as well...

leila khaled, 30 years ago.

like, you're all posting pictures of people you will never, ever, score with, so they may as well be really extreme. how many of the people whose pictures you've posted have hijacked aeroplanes?



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[Bag'o'cans]

i'm totally serious. there's something unwholesome about people who don't get passionate about food. and the skinnier a person gets, the more time they spend in front of a mirror. it's all wrong.

could be there metabolism, don't you watch the mtv diaries, they all like so eat like fries and burgers an like......

 

[guy of the tiger]

i know have a buddy and shes really skinny and loves grub/always eating.
people are just different. I reckon it needs no more analysis than that.

i'm totally serious. there's something unwholesome about people who don't get passionate about food. and the skinnier a person gets, the more time they spend in front of a mirror. it's all wrong.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i tried to resist posting this, but in the end i thought i might as well...

leila khaled, 30 years ago.

like, you're all posting pictures of people you will never, ever, score with, so they may as well be really extreme. how many of the people whose pictures you've posted have hijacked aeroplanes?



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why did she do it? i think i'm into her... she's kinda hot, no?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i know have a buddy and shes really skinny and loves grub/always eating.
people are just different. I reckon it needs no more analysis than that.

ok, i meant i don't trust people who deprive themselves of food so they can look skinny. i know people are different... sob.

 

[taubstumm]

why did she do it? i think i'm into her... she's kinda hot, no?

ah, y'know, the usual... freedom for her people, all that jazz.

please note: if you're trying to score with me, i do not recommend hijacking aeroplanes as a method of getting my attention.

see her ring? a bullet welded to a grenade pin. drew barrymore (*spit*) can kiss leila's ass!

 

[ms.b.haven]

well i eat like a horse and don't but on weight, maybe it's good genes but i'm happy.

i do think people look down on skinny people too much. i'm a healthy size 10 and i'm made feel awful about it

i'm totally serious. there's something unwholesome about people who don't get passionate about food. and the skinnier a person gets, the more time they spend in front of a mirror. it's all wrong.

 

[Krocapile]

Yeah totally a metabolism thing ...look at calista flockheart AKA Ally McMeal ..I heard she eats like Elvis but if anything she's gettin skinnier ...seriously, deep fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches that kind of thing. some people are just lucky I guess