Quorn steak? (1 Viewer)

[mackle]

Spotted these the other in tesco. Anyone tried them yet? Look pretty nice but I hadnt enough money on me.....
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[sarah]

oooh that kinda grosses me out, steak being the meatiest of meats I think a substitute would be most creepy... having said that I have no prob, with veggie hotdogs and chicken type fillets.

let us know how you get on with them.

 

[Buzzo]

Quorn steak (92%) [mycoprotein, rehydrated free range egg white**, onion, flavouring, partially hydrogenated rape, palm & palm kernel oils, milk protein**, roasted barley malt extract, tapioca starch, gelling agent: pectin], pepper coating (water, wheat dextrose, black pepper, salt, green & red peppers, sunflower oil, gelling agent: xanthan gum). **Quorn = pricks

 

[pete]

 

[Space]

Quorn steak (92%) [mycoprotein, rehydrated free range egg white**, onion, flavouring, partially hydrogenated rape, palm & palm kernel oils, milk protein**, roasted barley malt extract, tapioca starch, gelling agent: pectin], pepper coating (water, wheat dextrose, black pepper, salt, green & red peppers, sunflower oil, gelling agent: xanthan gum). **Quorn = pricks

Plus the thing in bold. !bog

I've never liked steak inanyways.

 

[the strange guy]

Fuck's sake lads. Steak is only rapid. Bit of salt, loads of pepper, lash it on the pan for 2 mins each side and serve bloody and raw.

Quorn steak is a wank from your granny in comparison to the wild, unprotected sex with your dream lover craziness of a real steak. MARK MY WORDS.

 

[shower another shower]

Spotted these the other in tesco. Anyone tried them yet? Look pretty nice but I hadnt enough money on me.....
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There's no such thing.
Its a chemical patty.

 

[Space]

Fuck's sake lads. Steak is only rapid. Bit of salt, loads of pepper, lash it on the pan for 2 mins each side and serve bloody and raw.

Quorn steak is a wank from your granny in comparison to the wild, unprotected sex with your dream lover craziness of a real steak. MARK MY WORDS.

Four minutes is hardly bloody and raw now Oly. That's practically medium or at the very least medium raw.

 

[pete]

Fuck's sake lads. Steak is only rapid. Bit of salt, loads of pepper, lash it on the pan for 2 mins each side and serve bloody and raw.

Quorn steak is a wank from your granny in comparison to the wild, unprotected sex with your dream lover craziness of a real steak. MARK MY WORDS.

it's like Helium Bong all over again

HOPE ON A ROPE

 

[Buzzo]

I've never liked steak inanyways.

Fact: I've never eaten steak

 

[shower another shower]

Fact: I've never eaten steak

A good steak is nearly the ultimate, only next to a good steak and a lobster tail.
Just wouldn't be the same as a "Quorn Steak and 'I Can't Believe its Not Lobster'".

 

[the strange guy]

it's like Helium Bong all over again

It just goes to show I haven't matured at all in the last 12 years.

I cooked a steak with Dunchee in the room once. As I served it up he stuck his nose in it, wafting the meaty aroma right into his face. Closet meat lover.

 

[pete]

Closet meat lover.

Aren't we all?

You know what separates meat eaters from vegetarians? We're better people than you are.

It's a scientifically proven fact.

 

[the strange guy]

Why don't vegans eat chickens?
Because there's egg in them.

 

[wageslave]

Fact: I've never eaten steak

And I've never had a battered sausage... I was thinking of going back on the meat a while ago but I'm off it for nearly half my life so I said I'd have a think about it for a while.

End result: I'm still not eating meat


Crazy eh? True story though folks.

 

[pete]

i've never had a big mac. or KFC. 25 years since my last sausage.

 

[Umfufu]

i25 years since my last sausage.

So being gay IS a choice.



Ba dum tish.

 

[pete]

Well I didn't see THAT coming.

 

[shower another shower]

I just don't get this whole vegi/vegan thing!? Why? The worms will eat all of us eventually. Its the natural way of things. You all seem to think that you're more than just animals. Animals eat animals. And we turn to veg. And then animals eat us in a veg state. Hello?
Unless, of course, it for heath reasons, to prolong the inevitable.

 

[Umfufu]

Well I didn't see THAT coming.

Ok, you're just making it WAY too easy now.......