Minor complaints thread (22 Viewers)

[JohnnyRaz]

that sausage roll song featuring elton john, ed sheran, and something called ladbaby

 

[therealjohnny]

that sausage roll song featuring elton john, ed sheran, and something called ladbaby

Ladbaby has had the xmas number one n the UK for the last few years. I've yet to listen to any of it.

 

[therealjohnny]

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[Denny Oubidoux]

Weird housemate threatening me with unspecified consequences if I don't undo whatever unspecified offense I've done to him

Apparently this has something to do with the laundry. Either the smell of my washing or the lack of a smell from his (couldn't follow it tbh) led him to conclude that I had gone into his room and interfered with his washing capsules thereby triggering a month-long episode of disharmony at home.

 

[Cormcolash]

One solution might be for you to not go into his room and interfere with his laundry capsules

 

[magicbastarder]

have you a history of interfering with other people's laundry capsules?
and in this context, what does interfering actually entail? does he think you were jizzing onto/into them?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe I did jizz on them, I forget

 

[ann post]

You would't be able to tell anyways - like being laundry capsules they sorta look too much like jizz to tell. They could just be solid jizz.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

That's disgusting

 

[magicbastarder]

thinking out loud (have had a few cans) wouldn't it be gas if you could buy some safe food additive or pill which turned your jizz blue or green or whatever,

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

 

[chris d]

got myself all gussied up for an interview and they postponed it

Fuck off you got a haircut?

 

[chris d]

Is this the jizz thread? I hope so.

 

[Cormcolash]

Jizzing in Mullingar

 

[therealjohnny]

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[Denny Oubidoux]

Bratz detergent capsules, nice (for washing your clothes)

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Fuck off you got a haircut?

I did not. September 2020 was my last haircut.

 

[seanc]

Fitting a new toilet seat. Bleurgh.

The instructions, which were three simple steps (that I followed, because I'm like that), were definitely the most complicated way of doing a very simple thing.

Anyway, I can shit safely once again.

 

[chris d]

Does the seat stay up or slowly close while you are having a pee?

 

[chris d]

Because guess what my toilet seat replacement does.