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[ernesto]

ernesto; well you're quick off the mark aren't you? Not to mention inappropriate

Yes of course I'm quick off the mark, I don't want to have to move house in May and need a housemate.

And pardon me, but inappropriate how exactly?

 

[CinnamonBoy]

I like a bit of strange.
More goss.

Did you shag that farmer, yet?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

ha ha ha ha

 

[hermie]

Yes of course I'm quick off the mark, I don't want to have to move house in May and need a housemate.

And pardon me, but inappropriate how exactly?

Do I need to spell it out for you? Mentioning you messaged the lovely jonah about your gaff and then lustily starting a conversation about riding girls who come to look at rooms. A bit risque, non?

 

[CinnamonBoy]

That ernesto is such a sleazebag. Sheesh.

 

[Jill Hives]

Did you shag that farmer, yet?

I didn't say spread my gossip!
And no, it wouldn't be right so bitterness is sure to follow.
I figure I'll be out of this dating black hole in about two years time.
After that, I'll have tons of stories to possibly share... 40 is the new 30.

 

[ernesto]

Do I need to spell it out for you? Mentioning you messaged the lovely jonah about your gaff and then lustily starting a conversation about riding girls who come to look at rooms. A bit risque, non?

No Hermie. I was trying to remember a thread that someone else mentioned such tactics and I thought it could be funny to point it out, and was particularly humorous in hindsight, to me anyway, since it was in fact, the other board member that has a room on offer.
Yes using memory is so 'risqué'
And 'lustily'?! WTF?

You having a bad day there moodyman?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

my old flatmate banged a dude who came around to look at the spare room.

 

[ernesto]

my old flatmate banged a dude who came around to look at the spare room.

That the junky?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

That the junky?

which junky?

 

[ernesto]

That ernesto is such a sleazebag. Sheesh.

Not to mention a racist aswell

 

[ernesto]

which junky?

were you not living with a skaghead or something?
or was that cinnamonBoy aswell?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

nah she was an alcoholic. and yes it was her. she's on the wagon now and lives on a tiny scottish island writing about the native bird population.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

were you not living with a skaghead or something?
or was that cinnamonBoy aswell?

I've never lived with a heroin addict (to my knowledge anyhow)

 

[ernesto]

I've never lived with a heroin addict (to my knowledge anyhow)

nah she was an alcoholic. and yes it was her. she's on the wagon now and lives on a tiny scottish island writing about the native bird population.

ahhh there we are now.


jesus my life is dull

 

[jonah]

I can imagine it was!

Anyway, thanks for the help everyone. This thread has gotten funny legs.

 

[ernesto]

I can imagine it was!

Anyway, thanks for the help everyone. This thread has gotten funny legs.

careful or Hermie will assume you meant sexy legs and are being sleazy

 

[Unicron]

nah she was an alcoholic. and yes it was her. she's on the wagon now and lives on a tiny scottish island writing about the native bird population.

Reformed addicts are so boring

 

[Scientician 0.8]

In other news, I took out the bins and it was cold. Jesus my life is dull as dishwater lads.

 

[pete]

In other news, I took out the bins and it was cold. Jesus my life is dull as dishwater lads.

That reminds me of a funny story! I just washed and sterilised 5 bottles, and then I put the dishwasher on.