Girl seeking room (1 Viewer)

[pete]

i also may have eaten a dark chocolate biscuit by mistake. FML.

 

[hermie]

Ah something so easy shouldn't be so funny!

 

[hermie]

nah she was an alcoholic. and yes it was her. she's on the wagon now and lives on a tiny scottish island writing about the native bird population.

Ha, you couldn't write it! Unless you're Lars von Triers, actually he could probably write it

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Ha, you couldn't write it! Unless you're Lars von Triers, actually he could probably write it

Maybe i should turn this into a screenplay, get Marion Cotillard on board.

 

[nooleen]

I pleasured a Brazilian girl last year. She told me that in future she'd only get with guitar players.

ah jesus christ man

 

[Mormon Nailer]

So.....
am
I
really
going
to
have
to
be
the
one
to
make
the
"he plucks a G string very well"
joke

 

[nooleen]

he's been working hard on his fingering too

ah jesus christ nooly

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Something about giving good (machine) head, something about a whammy bar, something about flange, something about vibrato.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

tying a string to a nut running it down the body and onto the saddle

 

[Mormon Nailer]

being careful not to scratch the tailpiece

 

[Mormon Nailer]

That about it?

 

[hermie]

Too Drunk to Pluck?

 

[ann post]

poor jonah.

 

[rettucs]

ah jesus christ man

I obviously took cinnamonboy's post up totally wrong so. I assumed hes not a guitar player, hence her only wanting to be with guitar players.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

ah jesus christ man

You should hear that being breathed lustily into your ear in Portuguese.

Interestingly, they don't pronounce "R" or "W" the same as us, though. So, anyway, this particular girl, she thought I looked like actor Rob Lowe.

So she'd call me "Hob Lov".

Tis difficult to keep it up in such a situation, I can tell you.

 

[Jill Hives]

Was she blind?
Might explain the heighten sensory of touch.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

bork

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Was she blind?
Might explain the heighten sensory of touch.

She went to bed with me, she must be close to it at any rate.

 

[jonah]

"went to bed with me" needs to be used more as a phrase.

Aside from that, I have no issue only good will towards the tangent of this thread, but I shall remain uninvolved, for posterity.

 

[washingcattle]

"went to bed with me" needs to be used more as a phrase.

Aside from that, I have no issue only good will towards the tangent of this thread, but I shall remain uninvolved, for posterity.

Yes, "went to bed with Jonah" needs to be used more by everyone on thumped.