Dates from hell.. (3 Viewers)

[shower another shower]

Twister!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

visualise a plate of dates which spell out 'SATAN 666'

 

[Jill Hives]

Strip Poker.

Could be a poor bet.

 

[therealjohnny]

Dates from Helsinki

that was totally worth it

 

[Corey]

these didn't happen in ireland did they?

Of course not. They happened on television.

Seal hunting. Now theres a date to kill for.

 

[Jill Hives]

Of course not. They happened on television.

Wow. You are even more cynical than me. That’s an achievement.

 

[Corey]

Wow. You are even more cynical than me. That’s an achievement.

I'll believe it when i see it.

 

[Hector Grey]

Wow. You are even more cynical than me. That’s an achievement.

are you being sarcastic?

 

[CitySickness]

are you being sarcastic?

Are you threatening me?

 

[Corey]

I fell into puppy love when i was twelve and on holly-day i in menorca. This fucking ride from england, probably Hull was totally warm for my form, so we scouted round the hotel looking for somwhere to high-five each others tenderness and we found an entrance to a basement, which was dark and thusly perfectly accomodated our intentions. I was so excited running down the stairs in front of her that i went to jump the last couple, lept too high, split my head off the corner of a precipice and knocked myself unconscious. I still dont know what she did to me while i was out but i'm sure it was fucking ace.

 

[CitySickness]

I still dont know what she did to me while i was out but i'm sure it was fucking ace.

She did a quick painting, which you subsequently used as your avatar.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I still dont know what she did to me while i was out but i'm sure it was fucking ace.

She was probably re-greasing the steps for the next pleb she was gonna rob.

 

[HMD]

I fell into puppy love when i was twelve and on holly-day i in menorca. This fucking ride from england, probably Hull was totally warm for my form, so we scouted round the hotel looking for somwhere to high-five each others tenderness and we found an entrance to a basement, which was dark and thusly perfectly accomodated our intentions. I was so excited running down the stairs in front of her that i went to jump the last couple, lept too high, split my head off the corner of a precipice and knocked myself unconscious. I still dont know what she did to me while i was out but i'm sure it was fucking ace.

was she there when you came to?

 

[Jill Hives]

are you being sarcastic?

Only slightly.

 

[Zeelander]

My tip for first date: Don't double date. My first date with my boyfriend was a double date and we were both so pathetic we hardly spoke to one another and pretended not to realise it was a date. It didn't help that our matchmaking friend Lenny fucked it up from the outset by sitting beside my date in the cinema, which left me sitting next to Lenny's girlfriend. Stupid Lenny. The whole thing went so badly it was months before we went on a second date.

 

[rampz]

i said this before in another thread but anyway.........

2 words.

hairy tits.

 

[Jill Hives]

i said this before in another thread but anyway.........

2 words.

hairy tits.

Was she Italian or do you only go for the waxed/tan A&F men? Either way, you got to see them so it couldn’t have been too hellish.

 

[rampz]

Was she Italian or do you only go for the waxed/tan A&F men? Either way, you got to see them so it couldn’t have been too hellish.

i was puking on her as i rode her.

 

[therealjohnny]

Was she Italian .

careful now

 

[taubstumm]

i was puking on her as i rode her.

that has potential as a punk band name - get on to those eirecore folks pronto