Sounds like a cock and bulldog story to me
I like that we're 'reading from the same puppy porno'. In the design I just drew for the table lamp (which I will post later), the tail is just the tail (it wags while the light is on), while the retractable cord is actually coming out his front bottom, and is shocking pink. You just rub it up and down your leg to extend it.
Ka-ching!