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What an old moanbag. Sure, isolated incidents sound bad when they're in list form... At least when she complained to him about him not cleaning the house he didn't reply every time with "Oh well, at least I'm not a moany bitch!" like round my gaff.

I think adopting poor kids is a deadly idea and if you can then why not. There's no point bringing another child into the world when there's a million orphans in Malawi and you're menopausal anyway plus the two kids you spawned yourself are both a bit ugly. When the time comes I'll probably...

I thought that the major failing of The Departed was that there wasn't enough scenes featuring DiCaprio with his shirt off. Not enough by half.

Zee's tips for looking good in a suit (for men and women alike): 1. Don't try to do it on the cheap. Cheap suits look terrible and can be spotted a mile off! Fabric mixes which are heavy on synthetic fibres should be avoided unless you want a shiny suit. 2. You don't want a shiny suit. 3...

I enjoyed the hell out of The Departed. All the cast were great. I liked the soundtrack. And Mr. DiCaprio... by the end of the movie I had developed a fully-fledged crush on him, the likes of which I haven't known since I was a teenager. What a ride.

I'm like a cross between Brenda Walsh and, oh, I dunno, Kirstie.

If you scrimp on weaponry like you do milk, YOU'RE ON!

Only yourself to blame for this one Vinnie. You know what I'm talking about. Being a little less scabby when it's your turn to buy the milk has its benefits.

Congratulations to Dip and his blushing bride Sinead. Scarleh for ya!

I don't know. You have similar mouths or noses or eyes or something. I'd really need to be looking at you both at the same time to pinpoint it..

I would most happily go along with the notion that we look alike :D Kirstie is a babe what looks a bit like Drew Barrymore for those of you who don't know.

I imagine whathappen? looks the exact opposite of her avatar- an immaculately groomed, leggy, Carrie Bradshaw-meets-Paris Hilton type. Unfortunately I know so darn many people off Thumped or have met them that there's not a lot of folks who I have an imaginary idea of. I'm going to go see...

Ah, this is one of those threads you think is going to be about one thing, but turns out to be about something entirely different. I'm so out of touch with contemporary Ireland it would seem, as I think Ann Sexton is great.

Biography. Duh Zita.

My favourite movie when I was a kid was Innerspace which I have watched about a gazillion times and it was only a few years ago that I realised the two reasons for this were: Sam Cooke - Cupid Sam Cooke - Twistin The Night Away I love Sam Cooke. A Change Is Gonna Come is an achingly beautiful...

Cuddling up to my sleeping boyfriend one night shortly after we'd started seeing each other-- Him: Nooo, this is no way to fight crime! Me: What isn't? Him: Grabbing each other's garbage at the back of the superhouse!

Hey shitheads, you can get mouse traps in hardware stores that simply capture the mouse safely rather than kill it. That way you can release it somewhere far away from your house rather than murder it for having the audacity to outsmart you.

Thanks to those of you who rose to the challenge of suggesting inappropriate marriage-themed songs. As for the rest of you: I don't think you really 'got' the assignment and you've wasted my time and your own. You guys used to be cool.

The Smeths wedding, apparently. I can't think of any more songs, I'm having a bad day I guess. Have we mentioned D.I.V.O.R.C.E. by Tammy Wynette yet?

Had a pretty good list of songs not to play at weddings compiled at one point, but have now forgotten most. There's a couple of weddings on the horizon, one of which I'll be helping to play a few records at, so with that in mind would anyone like to suggest songs that should be avoided at all...