Songs NOT to play at weddings (1 Viewer)

[Dktr. Faustus]

that 'Friends' theme tune

 

[La La]

insect whore - dwarves

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

your cousin has a big fanny - by davey sound and the fists.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

"I wish that I never was wed" by Delia Murphy

One night he came home in a rage
He bursted me new shoes asunder
the cat he kicked out of the grate
and the table threw out of the window
the bellows he threw at me head
the washing tub off he has carried
i oftentimes wish i was dead
before that i ever was married
aaaaaah i wish that i never was wed

 

[Chad]

highway to hell - ac/dc

actually that one shouldnt be played at wedding OR funerals!

 

[La La]

i would do anything for love (but i wont do that) - meatloaf

 

[Buzzo]

crass- Berkertex Bribe or Our Wedding

Which weeeeding are you playing records at Z?

 

[Zeelander]

crass- Berkertex Bribe or Our Wedding

Which weeeeding are you playing records at Z?

The Smeths wedding, apparently.

I can't think of any more songs, I'm having a bad day I guess. Have we mentioned D.I.V.O.R.C.E. by Tammy Wynette yet?

 

[george mcfly]

i Know It's Over by The Smiths

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

i Know It's Over by The Smiths

i wish i was single again

I wish I was single again, again
I wish I was single again
For when I was single
My pockets did jingle
An' I wish I was single again

O, she beat me, she banged me, O then, O then
She beat me, she banged me, O then
She beat me, she banged me
She swore that she'd hang me
An' I wish I was single again

 

[Corey]

Most of hank williams catalouge. "Why dont you love me like you used to do", "You're gonna change, or i'm gonna leave" etc...

rolling sones, Dear Doctor.

Beatles, The End.

Bobby Womak & Bill Withers, I Used To Love Her.


I could go on. I really, really could.

 

[billygannon]

"I used to love her" by the Sawdoctors

"It's late at night and my bum is sore" by the BEatmax Format

 

[Corey]

The Funeral March.

And now that i think of it, anything by elaine cassidy.

 

[billygannon]

"My Way" by Frank Sinatra

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Anything by Chris De Burgh.

 

[george mcfly]

Anything by Chris De Burgh.

even "The Lady Is Red"?

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

Anything by Chris De Burgh.

soft cell 'tainted love'

gloria gaynor 'i will survive'

garth brooks 'friends in low places'

 

[deedee]

'Who's sorry now?' - Connie Francis

 

[nlgbbbblth]

while the bride dances with her Dad
Serge Gainsbourg and Charlotte Gainsbourg - Lemon Incest

first dance bride and groom
Crass - Reality Asylum
Spiritualized - Broken Heart
Trembling Blue Stars - Made For Each Other (But Not Meant To Last)

 

[Jerry Twig]

Anything by the Macc Lads